I'd be a really sickly pale man with a ladle! Nobody would really understand why I'm in the dungeon or my reason for existing. My existence would probably be some kind of weird inside joke among the devs! (gods?)
That, or I'd be a goblin with basic speaking skills and delusions of grandeur, setting up a shop in the middle of dungeons and selling 5g items to protagonists for 50g a pop! And eventually, through my shrewd goblin businessman-ship, I will build a kingdom of my own and rule the petty masses as a ruthless Tyrant that may only be felled by the legendary blade of Powstark! GAHAHAH! Wait, no, that's the delusions of grandeur.
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Generic fantasy low-level monster (i.e. goblin, skeleton, etc.) #35. Minding my own business, wandering aimlessly in the dungeon, before the hero(es) slew me for no good reason. I hope my corpse don't give them any useful weapon or armor, no gold, and just 1xp.
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And yes, here I go, having just woken up (and doing my daily FFBE run) and thinking again.
So this latest bit of thought has me wondering... If you were a monster in an RPG, be it on the side of good or evil, what kind of monster would you be?
And before anyone says it, yes I know that humans are the real monsters in these stories so they don't count.
Edit- And the monster can also be a side character or something like a merchant, should you like to be. Just not a god.
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