Hello Captain,

Welcome aboard the U.S.S. Steamgifts.

We are currently receiving a level one radio transmission on all channels.

We require your assistance in order to decipher the message and take action.

Listen to the transmission

Based on it's amplitude, the signal will degrade within a week of the initial transmission.

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Message received.

8 years ago
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Bump, bump, bumpity!

8 years ago
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Happy cake day!

8 years ago
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I quite like your means of doing this puzzle - I once had a friend who, while in public, would only communicate with this.

8 years ago
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I wish I could do that. Unfortunately, I am useless without a translator.
(Unlike my great grandmother who was an actual telegraphist)

8 years ago
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As am I, sadly.
That's a really neat career - and for your great grandmother? That's awesome, a lady working back when society didn't look upon such things with much favor.

8 years ago
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Bumpppppppp

8 years ago
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Keepin' it floaty!

Thanksies!

8 years ago
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Thanks for the chance

8 years ago
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Bump!

8 years ago
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As the acting captain I would advice you to hand over the transmission to the Communications Officer, as my job as the captain is just to sit here and look dashing.

Fun puzzle that for once left me feeling accomplished and almost intelligent, unlike some other puzzles that have crossed my path. Almost smarts me thanks and bumps.

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The new directive from high command is that captain should now have some level of implication in the operation of their ship. You are now expected to take on the duties of any incapacitated officer under your command.

However, you are allowed to divert part of their paycheck into your own account for any task that "requires" you to take over.

8 years ago
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We come in peace! Shoot to kill!

8 years ago
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Please put down that anal probe.

8 years ago
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Bump!

8 years ago
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Bump for solved

8 years ago
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sir, I will not be teaching my self mores code to solve your puzzle. I am capable of a lot of stuff, but learning is not one of them.

8 years ago
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I don't think any of the solver do actually know it by heart. I sure don't.

Google is your friend, and mine.

8 years ago
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I DID IT

8 years ago
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I don't understand what I'm doing wrong T_T
I triple checked my translation, and I understand the differentiation between upper and lower (tried both ways)
But I can't find it XD

8 years ago
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You must be doing something wrong, since so many have managed to get in already. :(

8 years ago
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BEEEEEBOOPBEEBOOP - BEEEEKRSCHHHHH.
Looks like there’s an issue with your dial-up connection. Or maybe we just couldn’t find your Clyp. Either way, something is definitely wrong.

:/

EDIT: Nevermind, got the translation, now I'm still trying to crack it correctly

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Bump for Captain Zomby!

8 years ago
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I figured out what I was doing wrong:
I didn't put the last forward slash XD
Bump for great justice!

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Ah, that could effectively throw you off course. :D

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A floating bump.

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