🔫🚬 Forced at gunpoint by Frenchmen to create this TRASH TRAIN! [lvl 3+] 👕🎨

So tonight, here I was, just sitting at home, minding my own business, looking at SteamGifts, when suddenly...

BANG!!!!

My door was kicked open, and two Frenchmen with striped shirts, berets, tiny oiled mustaches, cigarettes, and pistols came bursting into my house! They pointed their guns at me and said, "you stupeed American! We saw zat you created a whitelist thread, and zere are some people we know that are veeery upset about it! And zo! You will buy many bundles from zees long leest we are showing you now, and you will geev many games to zee community!"

It was then that I noticed that the stripes on their shirts had logos on them...one of them said "GoGo" and the other read "Otaku."

They continued to insult me while I added bundles to the cart, getting more and more dramatic, waving their guns in the air. One of them finally started in with "your mother was a hamst--"

==--WHACK--==

I punched that silly man right in his face and caught his gun as it dropped toward the ground while his hands went to his nose. Before his friend could even lower his weapon, I had a bead on him and said, "hand over the peashooter, Frenchie. What were you thinking, attacking an American -- hell, a Texan -- with guns? Don't you know that we do violence better than you do?"

He did as he was asked, and I marched them out of the house. As soon as they had open space, they ran away as quickly as they could. I kept their guns (which I added to my collection of hundreds just like every good American has 🙄).

I went back inside and was about to empty my shopping cart on my laptop when I looked at the total price and went, "well hell, this really isn't such a bad idea. Why didn't they just ask nicely? This is a freaking deal."

So there it is: I've created a new Trash Train for you, and I totally blame the French.

Choo-choo! (Pooo-pooo?) 🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃

• No French people were harmed in the making of this complete B.S. 🤣😆😎

In case anyone isn't aware, GoGoBundle and Otaku Bundle are both owned and run by the same small French company, and this was my inspiration for the silliness above. And for the record, I like French people just fine (one of my best buddies is a Frenchman), although I love to tease them endlessly (and am completely ok with receiving all of the same verbal sparring in return). I dig their wine and art, and appreciate their role in American independence (y'all do know that they helped the US win the Revolutionary War, right?), among many other things. Plus, the Frenchmen are the very best characters in Monty Python and The Holy Grail. Additionally, I like Gogo and Otaku, which is why I featured them in the narrative...where else am I going to find a bizarre array of games to try out for only a couple of bucks?

Hopefully, no one is hyper sensitive and takes offense to the little fiction above. If you had fun, then I say, "Viva la France!" If you didn't, then I fart in your general direction!!! 😜🙃😁

Update:
There was a broken cart -- it's fixed now! So, if you ran into it, you'll want to ride the train again...you missed more than half of the carts!

Also, there may be a handful of non-Gogo/Otaku carts at the end of the train. They're still bundled games, but they may be slightly less trashy. 🖖🏻