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This is the best comment.

If i knew it was gonna be this kind of party, ida stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes.

Man cannot remake himself without suffering, for he is both the marble and the sculptor

p.s thanks(click me)

Best comment? Well, I'm out. All I can do is link to murder cats.

So how is your best comment looking? Shall it be funny or something like that?
However, just hoping to get invited. :)

how much need contribute?

I live in the basement.

The joke is my life.

"best comment". Hows that?

Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With lemons!

Long live the king

The word "Fuck" is the only word in the English language capable of forming a complete sentence on its own.

Fuck, fucking fuckers fucked.

The more you know.

i call shotgun

My body is ready and oh so moist for your private giveaway!

:3 meowww

I was a bad kid when I was little :D. I used to flush all kinds of things down the toilet. Once I stole my sisters birthday gift - a barbie, tore down her clothes along with barbie and flushed them down the toilet (it happened right after I congratulated my sister and she left into another room). When she heard me running into toilet, she knew what I was going to do.
Yeah, and I also peed on someones head from balcony :D.
Good old times :D

This is the best men :)

Best comment? That's my comment!

So the other day i was in my basement, and it was kinda cold you know but i thought" its the basement its underground" so i ignored and did my laundry. the next day i went down and the floor was soaked turns out i left my freezer open and everything in it melted and turned rotten. so i threw it all out but the stench still remainsD:

If we were in jail I'd protect you under the showers

I want kids from you!

Of course, if you're a women. Duh.

Thanks 4 giveaway!
Give link those who do not win :3

Keepin' my eye on the ball! Eye! Ball! Eyeball!

Do not bend the basement, bend yourself.

a threAd without giveaways is a body without a soul :P I bet that's related thnx

i thought you had a lion as an avatar, as many here inside.

then i zoomed in and i saw that nice and tiny ant in the grass:)