I just found this site. It's not something brand new, you might have heard it already. But if you haven't, you might wanna take a look at it. Basically you answer some questions and the result tells you your native language. A fun way to waste some time, right?

By the way, apparently it's not giving accurate results to everyone. So don't run to your folks to ask whether you're an adopted foreigner or not if you get an odd result.

Take the quiz

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Did it work for you?

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YES! What kind of sorcery is this?
Nope.
I think it's rigged.
Pfft. Learn your algorithms n00bs. I won't even bother with this stupid quiz.

Our top three guesses for your English dialect:?

  1. Singaporean
  2. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics
  3. New Zealandish

Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:

  1. Russian
  2. Portuguese
  3. Polish

I'm Venezuelan, and i never visited a country that speak english .

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get rekt.

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Give me my money back

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sorry, no refund policy. :/

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Our top three guesses for your English dialect:

  1. New Zealandish
  2. South African
  3. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics

Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:

  1. Greek
  2. Finnish
  3. Romanian

Perkele

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Hey, it kind of works!

Our top three guesses for your English dialect:

  1. New Zealandish
  2. Singaporean
  3. Australian

Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:

  1. English
  2. Italian
  3. Vietnamese

Except for the New Zealandish bit, but that's pretty close to British English anyway.

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Our top three guesses for your English dialect:

  1. American (Standard)
  2. Canadian
  3. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics

Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:

  1. English
  2. Norwegian
  3. Swedish

Lol, actually native German... Not even on the list...

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Well, it was right for me ^_^
And I though that I got rid of all mistakes caught in outdated school program by watching movies and playing games... I guess I'm still too obvious... Naaah, can't be that, I just need to watch another 100500 episodes and play over 9000 games and I'll be fine!

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Our top three guesses for your English dialect:

US Black Vernacular / Ebonics
Singaporean
South African

Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:

Turkish
German
Norwegian

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Our top three guesses for your English dialect:

  1. English (England)
  2. Singaporean
  3. Scottish (UK)

Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:

  1. Turkish
  2. Polish
  3. Chinese

They will get VAC banned for this. Reporting them to Valve for using hack.

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any site to improve English talking skills?

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Our top three guesses for your English dialect:

  1. American (Standard)
  2. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics
  3. Singaporean

Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:

  1. English
  2. Romanian
  3. Swedish

I'm Russian/Italian... guess I should feel flattered. XD

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Top three guesses for my English dialect:

  1. Welsh (UK)
  2. Singaporean
  3. Australian - I do wear thongs every day since I live in a country with hot climate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Top three guesses for my native language:

  1. Romanian
  2. Chinese
  3. English

What is this sorcery??? Though I'm flattered they guessed English. :p
Pretty cool quiz, I will pass it on to my expat friends for the giggles.

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Our top three guesses for your English dialect:?

  1. New Zealandish
  2. Singaporean
  3. Australian

Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:?

  1. Italian
  2. Romanian
  3. Vietnamese

Not even close :P.

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Our top three guesses for your English dialect:?

  1. American (Standard)
  2. Singaporean
  3. Canadian

Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:?

  1. English
  2. Chinese
  3. Portuguese
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Our top three guesses for your English dialect:?

  1. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics

  2. Singaporean

  3. New Zealandish
    Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:?

  4. Turkish

  5. Finnish

  6. German

Sadly it failed to guess my native language :(

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It was correct for me. Interesting that it gave me Finnish for my second guess at a native language. My father is Estonian and his native language is part of the the same Finno-Ugric group of languages. Maybe he had some influence over that or maybe it's just coincedence?

Our top three guesses for your English dialect:?

  1. English (England)
  2. Welsh (UK)
  3. South African
    Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:?
  4. English
  5. Finnish
  6. Greek
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Our top three guesses for your English dialect:

  1. Singaporean
  2. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics
  3. American (Standard)

Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:

  1. English
  2. Chinese
  3. Vietnamese - See more at: http://www.gameswithwords.org/WhichEnglish/#sthash.FOtzKUw9.dpuf

Why is Singaporean always featured lol?

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Our top three guesses for your English dialect:

  1. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics
  2. Singaporean
  3. English (England)

Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:

  1. Turkish
  2. Hungarian
  3. Polish
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hmm, not bad.

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Our top three guesses for your English dialect:

  1. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics
  2. Canadian
  3. Irish (Republic of)
    Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:
  4. Portuguese
  5. Spanish
  6. Arabic

For me Spanglish, well in the native they were close, was Spanish.

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Our top three guesses for your English dialect:

  1. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics
  2. Singaporean
  3. Canadian

Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:

  1. Portuguese
  2. Spanish
  3. Arabic
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Our top three guesses for your English dialect:

  1. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics
  2. American (Standard)
  3. Singaporean

-------US Black... well, ok :D

Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:

  1. Greek
  2. Polish
  3. Turkish

-------Hm, I don't know any of these, maybe Polish passively :D (native in Czech and Bulgarian) but I guess there are not that many languages included (yet)

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Our top three guesses for your English dialect:

  1. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics
  2. New Zealandish
  3. South African

Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:

  1. Dutch
  2. English
  3. German

Well, it's cool that they assume English could be my native language, but they got everything wrong D:

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Worked for me:

Our top three guesses for your English dialect:?

  1. American (Standard)
  2. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics
  3. Canadian

Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:?

  1. English
  2. Norwegian
  3. Swedish

American and primary language is English. That said, I haven't the faintest clue what Ebonics is.

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It's the famous ghetto language most afro-american people use.

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Our top three guesses for your English dialect:?

  1. Singaporean
  2. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics
  3. South African

Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:?

  1. Vietnamese
  2. English
  3. Dutch

Lel. My native language is spanish and I've never spoken any sort of asian language, but for some reason when I speak thru microphone some people say that I sound asian ._.

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Our top three guesses for your English dialect:

  1. American (Standard)
  2. Singaporean
  3. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics

Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:

  1. Vietnamese
  2. Italian
  3. Chinese

Considering that English is my native language, this concerns me : p

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Our top three guesses for your English dialect:

  1. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics
  2. Singaporean
  3. Canadian

Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:

  1. Arabic
  2. Portuguese
  3. Chinese

Is that mean I am good or bad...

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it means you lied about where you are from all this time. shame on you!

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