Private Giveaway: Borderlands

Hi there. You the new ones, eh? Welcome to Pandora. It sucks. But there are Bandits to beat up and I suppose that's as good a reason as any to come here. Planned the fight for saturday, 8pm DON'T PET THAT SKAG, THAT'S NOT A DOG you stupid idiot. Can someone run over real quick and lead him back from the New-U? Peachy.
Rest of you, off to Fucking Safe Asskicking University. What? No, dammit, we DON'T supply the weapons. What do we look like, a charity? We couldn't even manage 10 million Boot Camp pre-bookings... wait, you guys know you're supposed to fight, not massage the bandits until they give up, right? PUT ON YOUR WAR FACE! Grab your gear! Whoops, one second, I can see your classmate return.
Good, you're back. Like the New-U? Whatever. You'll come to like it. As I already said to the others, grab your bandit slaying gear, then get over there and take an application photo. What do you mean, where do we send it to? FUCKING SAFE ASSKICKING UNIVERSITY, of course. Now line up, don't be shNO, YOU IDIOT, DON'T god dammit, same Skag again? Really?
sigh
I'll get him. Rest of you, send photos of you in your Bandit-slaying gear to [Application Period over) and we'll make a montage and hang it up in the bandit's camp.

EDIT: Now THAT was a good fight! Here's what I pinned to their stupid tree right in the middle of their camp: Tree picture.