I've got a 50 word essay to write for today's class and all Im doing is entering giveaways. ._. pls help me

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XD, 50 wont be too much? :O

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You try write a 50 word essay. I think it's harder than it sounds.

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I usually have to write 200-300 words. 50 is easy.

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Pfff... try 2000 words :D

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From time to time I have to make 2000. But for now I'm happy with just 300 :P

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try 8000 =3

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Pff try over 9000 http://youtu.be/SiMHTK15Pik

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Yeah, but what if you were only limited to 50 words. I guess it really depends on your topic. Writing a 50 word essay on a broad subject would prove quite difficult I would think.

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write:

"one, two, tree, four, five ..... forty seven words (48) essay (49)

Finish(50)"

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but the word count doubles when u get past twenty, twenty one, twenty two

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Write a 1,000 word essay, then just use the best 50.

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It depends on what you have to say in that 50 words. Sometimes its harder to write more content in less words...

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I don't believe a teacher would give a hard or complex subject to make in just 50 words.
Otherwise the text would be crap.

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Most of my youtube comments are 50+ word essays. I don't like writing though, just typing.

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Well once your points have been used you'll be done with entering giveaways.

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so why dont you wirte about you, joining giveaways and missing the real life? would be a good story if told right :)

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LMAO 50 word essay and your life sucks, k

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+1

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50 word essay? For me that is hardly an essay more like a paragraph.

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What the hell XD That's great!

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I could DDOS you, would that help? o_O

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You are so kind <3

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I do what I can to enrich the lives of those around me. ◕ ◡ ◕

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You must work for apature science, filthy traitor!

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aperture*

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Nope, I'm freelance. ;)

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There is no such thing as 50 word essay. 50 word and essay exclude eachother. Former literature student tells you this.

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I believe in you! You can do it! :D

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well...reminds me about a forum thread where someone asked how to write a 100 page masters thesis in 2 weeks.

simple and correct answer was: "7-8 pages per day" :)

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Even tho is exactly the same thing, it sounds so much easier 7-8 pages a day.

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For sale: baby shoes, never used.

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How much?
Add me on Steam.

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2 presumably

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Ref or keys?

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My advice: stop entering giveaways, and start working on it.

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50 words isn't a lot, at all. I think I'll be angry if I get that amount of words. You can barely say anything with 50 words. 50 words isn't even enough for an introduction. This whole message is 5 words short of 50 words

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50 words is basically just a very short conclusion. And who the hell gives people 50 word essays?

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teachers who dont like correcting much?

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The teacher is as lazy as her students evidently.

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You'd be surprised what we get at some levels of university.

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Just burn your school down and you won't need to write those silly essays.

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+1 setting on fire helps most of the time

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can confirm, have been burning things for my hole life and i have no problems at all.

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I never knew you lived in a hole Lezz, what happened?!

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well that is how i never get problems, a nice, comfy and stealthy hole. (uhg, that sound awful)

also yes, i wanted to say the other word... stupid w...)
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Why not a hobbit hole? Anyway the w can be an asshole at times.

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The old school I went to actually burnt down, but we were in the newer building at the time, so it doesn't really matter, Exept the disturbed asbestos that was in it

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If you dont make your homework i will tell your mom :3

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your message alone has 21 words.. you're half way there.

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You should state the subject matter and ask the members to do a word or phrase chain to complete your essay for you.

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great idea

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It'll end up in "nigger nigger nigger".

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"...100% nigger"

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50 words...That is not even an introduction...

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LoL.. 50 words isn't that much. Usually it's 200-300 words..

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50 word? 50 words is a note, not an essay.

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srsly 50 words? Its like one sheet lol.. I'll help you by telling to to go click on X in the up right corner and focus on your school a lil bit :)
You will have to play games and enter giveaways later :D

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that does not contradict the 3rd grade theory ;)

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Hey, I'm 17 and I feel offeended. :(

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You have infinite points? where's the problem then?

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If you're doing a 50-word essay, your writing will have to be tight (no extraneous words). While the level of your schooling will determine how exacting you need to be in your writing (Is the teacher really asking for an essay or just some writing? Is it standard word-counting, or an actual word count?), let's use the rubric for a college-level essay as a starting point.

An actual 50 word-count essay is basically a paragraph. It consists of a topic sentence, supporting arguments, and a conclusion. Much more common is the "single-page essay," which is an actual format for formal writing. Writing such an essay is actually fairly simple.

Pick a topic sentence (this will be the point which you are arguing/promoting) along with three supporting arguments.

1) First paragraph will consist of an introductory sentence, mention of your supporting points, and statement of your topic sentence.
2) Second paragraph, consisting of your first supporting argument, clarification of that argument, and restatement of the argument.
3) Third paragraph, consisting of your second supporting argument, clarification of that argument, and restatement of the argument.
4) Fourth paragraph, consisting of your third supporting argument, clarification of that argument, and restatement of the argument.
5) Fifth paragraph (conclusion), consisting of a restatement of your topic sentence, restatements of your supporting paragraphs, and general conclusion.

Using this format, you should have a completed, one-page essay.

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This post is of more than 50 words

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In graduate school, I took a humanities class where the professor expected five paragraph-style essays. I couldn't believe that she was serious, but she was....

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This was well thought out and I can appreciate that, though it is likely impossible to have a correct English essay contain more than one paragraph with 50 words, and even ONE paragraph would be a stretch. The OP could however use this structure, replacing paragraphs with sentences.

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Not only is it possible, I have been required to do it on more than one occasion. My impression, however, continues to be that the actual assignment is somewhat different than originally stated.

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You also forgot to activate Warhammer 40000: Dawn of War II, Eschalon: Book II and Gettysburg: Armored Warfare. ;)

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+1
heh, I love it when people make random threads and get busted

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+1

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You can't hide from no connection dinosaur.

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Good point! That might actually get him more time to write the essay instead of checking SteamGifts.

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He tried to regift them lmao

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Dont worry ,that was back then when I had no idea how this site worked.

I already served my banned time for that.

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5th grade sounds like torture.

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