My life sucks -.-

Yes. Yes indeed, your life sucks.
Now make it better. Start by leaving Steamgifts.

Just write 'why' 49 times. Just to see if the teacher can count.

50 words? That's novice level, seriously. What does that make? 7 sentences? The hardest thing is finding the subject...

50 words? What are you, 10?

Clearly you don't lift.

Can't see hidden giveaway here, hmmm.

Are you sure it isn't 50 Pages?

http://essaytyper.com/

50 words is more like a sentence than an essay.

50 hours of dota will make up for 50 words.

Let us know the topic and we will try to help you here...:P
And better use "You are" and "It is" LOL

You may want to see this.

Aren't you a hilarious one...

50 is too easy dude

My life sucks also, I lost my passion to play games and I don't have anything to do during whole day, I just stare at this monitor and I try to play a little but there is no passion and motivation, it sucks... :(

It is hard to write an essay with ONLY 50 words.

At least

seeing as I had trouble putting one word on my essays in school.. I cant help you
(essays dropped my grade from an A+ to C- every year)

.. now when it came to computers grading my papers I could easily fool it and it basically said my essay was perfect :/
..... I am a terrible human being, I can't let other humans read my essays(unless its modest proposal style, I will pump those out like nothing(only essays I turned in during school))

.. also what kind of class asks for 50 word essay?

Yes it does

first world problems..

WTF kind of assignment is that? Teacher too lazy to read?

Inb4 next week's update "I got an F, it was supposed to be 500 words, not just 1 paragraph."

Gosh. I am not looking forward to that 20 page term paper coming up.

I wouldn't even qualify 50 words as an essay.