Calling all Steamgifts Premium users!

May I know what this "premium" is ?

I'd like to join! Your puzzles are awesome and hopefully you'd announce them there as well.

Hi, Araita. I'm intersting to join this group . May I get an invite ? Thanks!

A very classy group of individuals. May i request an invitation for your group?

this thread makes my butt itch

I just realized this thread ends in 1337.
Well gentlemen, it seems that we also have 1337, how lucky could we get, right?

why have you summoned us?

Quite nice League of Extraordinary Gentlemen you gathered. May i aquare another position for this group or i am not worthy of it?

Checking the new requests gentlemen, let's see who's worth acquiring a position in our fine club.

Are my silver points enough?

This rustled my jimmies.

what is this "premium"? i've been here for a year, made countless giveaways (well SG says 46 but i think it's closer to the 700 mark). and i've never seen this premium

Dear Sir, i do not have platinum points nor a premium account; but i do have diamonds. If you have a room for a fellow gentleman in your group; i'll be waiting for your invite, like a sir.

Can I get an invite

Hey! Am I premium enough?

Chap, as a long time steamgifts diamond user, i hereby ask you to NOT invite me to your group, and of course, i will DECLINE any kind of your squiddly-diggly-figgly invitations that you'd send me.

Would you be so kind to investigate into the state of my condition?

I was the first premium on this site, i deserve an invite.

Yo, homie, I hear ya having some kinda club 'ere, yea?
Well, ya got da right fella 'ere! Need someone gone- he gone. Mah memb'ship been going late rec'ntly, but me and da boys be gettin' more dosh soon. We already digin' the hole next ta da bank.
Yours sincerely, a fellow gentleman.

(Read in Mr. T voice for maximum effect.)

do i qualify for the exclusive requierements ?? thanks.

No need to investigate my condition. I'm dieing of a liver disease that is slowly eating away at my entire body. I have 1 hour to live. Oh well.

I'm lonely

What the hell is premium Steamgifts membership? :S

Hello,may i join the group please? Also i will tell you that i am not a dick right after i clean my monocle,dust off my top hat and drop a block of sugar in my sugar-free mint tee. Cheerio!

I'd like to join. And I'll respect the rules. c: