Calling all Steamgifts Premium users!

What is premium user?

Oh i say, what is this premium jibber jabber all about and where may one get this "premium", good jolly day sir.

I do not know if i can join your group, you can check. Well i did enter chat but i was fixing a gamepad so i didn't talked

I would be most indulged if you would investigate my condition at your leisure.

Hello,
I have an issue, I am not invite into this group.
Please fix that issue because I am Premium user.
Thanks, sincerely Me.

hmmm i can try :] can i be invited to this group
sounds realy intersting :]

Please do investigate my condition.

Seems like a nice group, I could use an invite

I'm sipping tea and looking posh right now, is that enough to qualify?

I'm not sure I have enough platinum points to join.

I would also be pleased if you would gather the time to examine my condition. I'm already restocking on platinum points.

Can I join?

I'm not sure about my condition, is it tumor, plain stupidity, or ADHD?

As an upstanding member of the lower class, my account is limited to Bronze status, along with the social stigma that accompanies this. Despite being a mere peasant, I would truly appreciate the chance to associate with you classy gentlemen. Do not fear, I will bathe in the watering hole beforehand.

Here's my premium comment, I've spent my precious golden time to write it just for you.

I think the maid ran off with my invite. Could probably just buy a new invite with all those platiunm points going to waste on my account. At least they're not capped like on the lower levels.

What is this nonsense?
I don't even...

Not sure if I can join but that would be a nice group to be in.

sign here?

can i join dear fellow Araita to your enjoyable group to depart a pleasant time in the company of such selected people?

I have over 1000 platinum points right now, so It would be great to have suggestion on how to spend them properly. So I hereby ask for a invite :)

Ahh finally a proper group!
Everytime i tell people, that they require a premium membership to win more games, i get rude comments D:

My butler(James is his name i think, i dont know right. i just pay him) send me this link to my Prada Smartphone. Looks like this is what im looking for. Exquisite group my dear friend. Do you have some cigars from columbia or so? And a 12 year old Scotch would be nice, served in the shaped out head of an slave.

Nice to see everyone that gave xarabas a BJ united in one group. Or is there another way to get premium membership I don't know?