Describe the person above you.

Is that a fish stuck in a branch?

Eats unsuspecting fishermen for breakfast.
Edit: Oops, too slow.

likes hands

deflowering is going to hurt

mr. riddler that loves slaves.

What are you ? lol

He is Gaaaaaaaaay (no hard feelings, I havent intention to insult you)

Possesses a rather fine moustache.

Great shades

doesn't even lift.

Likes to grab balls.

has a mustache

Driving an icecream truck down the street

An imposter

Saw a lot of bad shit in his life, but still manages to hide it :P

Want me

He wants me :D
EDIT: I'm a slowpoke
EDIT 2: He's a rat. I do not trust rats.

Very trianglish!

He has a really big head and can breath in outer space and his head is in the process of exploding but he's happy about it.

Is trying to be a zombie gangster.

Smiles menacingly.

EDIT: On a second though, menacingly enough to keep me on the other side of the street...

big headed hairy thing... w/e. USE YOUR IMAGINATION.

I... don't know... I DON'T KNOW MAN

Derptrick!