No requirements needed, just say something funni . Lately I don't giveaway much but expect some giveaways in the future :) . Virtuous people preferred.

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On April 18th 1930, people tuning in to listen to the BBC news bulletin were simply told "There is no news." followed by 15 minutes of piano music.

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That must have been a glorious day.

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Especially in our modern world of constant pressure to feel like you're up to date, it's such a beautiful notion.

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"There is no good news" would equally work, because most "good news" is usually not actually news-worthy, and no-one really wants to hear the bad news, do they?

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Damn, I want that

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Dogs can recognize their owner's voice calling them in a crowd, cats too but they don't give a damn.

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Pigs can't look up into the sky due to the anatomy of their neck muscles and the spine that limits the movement of their head and restricts them to look totally upwards.

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So they'll never know if pigs actually can fly... sad.

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you can always place a hologram in the sky :)
or color an airplane/helicopter into pig-ping color and add extra accessories!

2 years ago
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Genius! And of course we will also place a large mirror near pig farms angled in a way that makes it easy for piggies to look at the sky and see it.

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why are we not funding that?!

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Kickstarter?

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Except for the flying ones...

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Fair point. Although, even not being a flyer myself, I imagine it would be hard for them to fly without being able to look up but maybe if they just launch from a height...

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It might not be as safe but it should still work. They might hit stuff every now and then... ^^

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Bah they have thick skin, they'll be fine.

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Also... to look up they'd just have to turn on their backs...

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That's a tip you should spread around pig farms everywhere. I wonder if they thought about that....

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Cats are also liquid

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That's why they have relaxing properties? :)

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Exactly :P

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Damn, they took it too far.

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Did you know your phone is more powerful than the computer that took us to the moon?

Oh, you do...

Never mind then.................

Did you know THE CHARGER OF YOUR PHONE is more powerful than the computer that took us to the moon?

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O.O

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Licking doorknobs is illegal in other planets.

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what? which country said so?

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The bikini country.

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The caterpillar form of Uraba lugens has been nicknamed the mad hatterpillar because it wears its own molted heads all stacked up to to ward off predators. Because of the way that it sheds, the head part of its exoskeleton stays attached to its body.

Warning: weird bug pic ahead! Don't expand if you're not into that

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I mean, thats one sick af hat

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Right?! I feel like it would make a great Halloween costume. Would make walking through doors a little inconvenient though lmao

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Omg and i tought TF2 piles of hats were unbeliavably silly...

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Coca Cola used to contain the foundation for cocaine.
It started out as an alcoholic drink, then evolved to a more sugary variant during an alcohol ban, where it got sold as a medical drink, were from it later evolved to the sparkly drink we all know now.

New York, used to be called New Amsterdam and was in the hand of the Dutch.

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Cool

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  • A group of crows is called a murder!
  • A shrimp’s heart is in its head, also shrimp have no arteries so their organs just float around in blood!
  • Before we had toilet paper, Americans used corn cobs.
  • There’s a fruit that tastes like chocolate pudding, the fruit is called black sapote and it tastes like a combination of sweet custard and chocolate.

Not sure how funny you find these but I find them amusing ^^

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I find them cool, that's good enough for me!

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madussa is the hottest chick ever. one look and i get rock hard

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You mean medussa?

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medusa

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According to their color names, there are no pink Lego's.

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Why?

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at a point of time, the ikea catalouge surpassed the bible in most printed "book" xD

it’s an offence to handle salmon under suspicious circumstances in great brittan, which is a thing from a law in 1986 as i remember :D

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Section 32 of the Act is headed "Handling Salmon in Suspicious Circumstances".[2] This section creates an offence in England and Wales or Scotland for any person who receives or disposes of any salmon in circumstances where they believe, or could reasonably believe, that the salmon has been illegally fished. Essentially, this is a provision aimed at reducing salmon poaching by making the handling of poached salmon a criminal offence.[original research?] Section 22 introduces a parallel provision into Scottish law.[3]

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yep, still a funny rule though :D

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The Eiffel Tower changes size several times a year!
It's due to the heat that causes the steel to expand

or some maths for you
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

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Fleas can jump 40 to 100 times their body length up to 2 feet.

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The longest orgasm in mammals is that of the domestic pig. On average, its orgasm lasts 30 minutes, but it can last for as long as 90.

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Thanks for the "goofy" fact

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I like having numbers that are easy to visualize. Like how metric has easy round reference numbers for itself.

With hearing numbers like million and billion more and more, i like to remember this simple reference.

"One million seconds is 11 days. One billion seconds is 33 years."

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This fact really highlights how much money billionares really have D:

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nice

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Yeah, the metric one is cool too...

1 cubic centimeter of water, weighs 1 gram, has the volume of 1 milliliter, and to raise it 1 degree centigrade, takes 1 calorie of energy.

Whereas when carrying several gallons i hum to myself, "Water weighs 8.354 lbs per gallon.... 1 pound is 453.6 grams..." and then do some math in my head to distract from the pain of carrying so much.

edit: It also takes 1 btu to heat up 1 lb of water, by 1 degree. You just have to remember that it takes 1.92 cups of water to get 1 pound.

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Tiger pee smells like popcorn.

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Dropping a cup of coffee usually wakes you up more than drinking it.

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In Chico California, you are prohibited from owning a smelly animal hide.
In Chico, bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.
In Chico, one must obtain a permit from the city to throw hay in a cesspool.
Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law in Chico.
Detonating a nuclear device within Chico city limits results in a $500 fine.
Kids are not allowed to play on the sidewalk in Chico.

Enough?

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I mean yeah.

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Must be one funky town...

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Flamingos bend their legs at the ankle, not the knee.

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And penguins are eternally stuck doing a squat

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The word ‘Vampire’ is derived from the Serbian word ‘Vampir’. It is the most widely used Serbian word throughout the world

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Does Vampir refer to the same thing as Vampire?

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Yes that word came from my country (Serbia)

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What building has the most stories?

A Library!

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Dad joke, but good one.

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Jupiter's Red Spot is larger than Earth

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In Switzerland it's illegal to have just one guinea pig, because it would get lonely.

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That's very nice.

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