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When a person has a kidney transplant they don’t take out the old kidneys, they put them to the side and leave it in there.

Fact About Goofy – He Is A Dog
His Original Name Was Dippy Dawg

Kampango is a fish whose male and female guard their fry up to a certain age and feed them with unfertilized eggs, which the female specially throws
I apologize for my English, I use an auto-translator

A female bovine is not a cow until it has birthed a calf; prior to that it is a heifer

There was a bear enlisted in the polish army who made it to the rank of Corporal. He also smoked, drank and carried weapons to the front during battles. His name was Wojtek.

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We use to have a different word for bear but there was a superstition that if you said or wrote this word it would summon a bear so we used a replacement and eventually lost the original word to time

You already know Goofy's original name, but did you know that he is also a dog like Pluto, although unlike Pluto, he is not a pet because he has human characteristics.

rats laugh out loud when they are tickled

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The Football War (Spanish: La guerra del fútbol; colloquial: Soccer War), also known as the Hundred Hours' War or 100 Hour War, was a brief military conflict fought between El Salvador and Honduras in 1969. Existing tensions between the two countries coincided with rioting during a 1970 FIFA World Cup qualifier.[1] The war began on 14 July 1969 when the Salvadoran military launched an attack against Honduras. The Organization of American States (OAS) negotiated a cease-fire on the night of 18 July (hence "100 Hour War"), which took full effect on 20 July. Salvadoran troops were withdrawn in early August. The war had major consequences for both countries and was a major factor in starting the Salvadoran Civil War a decade later.
https://wiki2.org/en/Football_War

Odor is corporeal matter. If you can smell shit, it's already up your nose, all over your body and in your mouth.

Lobsters have the human equivalent of taste buds in their pincers. They are small hairs that identify the food and what it tastes like. Lobsters also chew with their stomach.

People have unique tongue prints just like they have fingerprints... but for obvious reasons they're not really used for identifying people.

You don't know me.

The Killer Whale, or most commonly known as Orca, is actually not a Whale but its a part to Dolphin family. They also like to bully anything from seals to even sharks. The bullying got so bad that humpback whales would protect the victims by fighting back against the orca while sheltering the victim.

google "askew" and the results page will be askew

science says its impossible to tickle yourself, because a part of your brain monitors the movement and anticipates the sensations it will cause.
take your finger
turn it upsidedown
put in mouth
move it around against the roof of your mouth.
EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS A LIE!!!

The US CDC used to have a blog post on preparing for a zombie apocalypse, Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse, which was published in 2011. It has been retired now. :)

i love deadlines, i like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by

The creator of Monopoly intended the game to teach the evils of capitalism. Instead, people found that they enjoyed bankrupting their siblings, parents and children.

Goofy you say? Well let's stay with the Disney theme. The Tower of Terror at Disney World is 199ft 11in, because any building that's 200ft is required to have an aircraft warning light. Imagineers thought this would interfere with the theming so they opted for shaving an inch off.

Not the goofiest but a cool fact!

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There's a town in Norway called Hell. It freezes over quite frequently, so you can literally say "Hell has frozen over."

In Antarctica there are 21 million penguins and in Malta there are 502,653 inhabitants. So if the penguins decide to invade Malta, each Maltese will have to fight 42 penguins.

Goofy fun fact: Cows can go up stairs, but they cannot go down.