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wbarton

Forty thousand headmen couldn't make me change my mind,
If I had to make a choice between the deaf man and the blind,
I know just where my feet should go and that's enough for me,
I turned around and knocked them down and walked across the sea.

Hadn't traveled very far when suddenly I saw,
Three small ships a-sailing out towards a distant shore,
Lighting up a cigarette, I followed in pursuit,
And found a secret cave where they obviously stashed their loot.

Filling up my pockets, even stuffed it up my nose,
I must have weighed a hundred tons between my head and toes,
I ventured forth before the dawn had time to change its mind,
Sailing high above the clouds, I found a golden shrine.

Laying down my treasure before the iron gate,
Quickly rang the bell, hoping I hadn't come too late,
Someone came along and told me not to waste my time,
And when I asked him who he was, he said, "Just look behind."

So I turned around and forty thousand headmen hit the dirt,
Firing twenty shotguns each, and man, that really hurt,
Luckily for me, they had to stop and then reload,
And by the time they'd done that I was heading down the road.

Forty thousand threads created. Here's to forty thousand more.

1 decade ago*

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27 Comments
Herpulese

why not Fifty Thousand?

1 decade ago
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SeaGoblin

is this thread a giveaway or some sort? i cant figure it out

1 decade ago
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LapioPimo

I like this one

1 decade ago
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Gainja

You are such a spammer!

Oh, I thought you had 40 thousand comments, never mind, move along please.

1 decade ago
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Henkan67

He does have 7,777 comments though.

1 decade ago
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Doshmaku

In the grim darkness of the forty thousand threads, there is only spam.

1 decade ago
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bondKI

mhm...spam....

1 decade ago
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Doshmaku

I can't hear the historian very well in that video. Thank God for subs.

1 decade ago
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bondKI

The subs are really helpful tho. ;)

1 decade ago
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Rinarin

Were you waiting for it when you saw it being close? :O

1 decade ago
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wbarton

I noticed it getting close the last few days and had an idea for this, but forgot about it, then checked the forum and happened to notice it was sitting at 39,999. :3

1 decade ago
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Fad

Yay for 40K threads!

1 decade ago
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Mew2

Where's the Warhammer 40,000 giveaway? :D

1 decade ago
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einfachGaer

Wow.. you spammers :>

1 decade ago
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Leires

Your lyrics, they are teh wrongzors!

1 decade ago
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wbarton

Fix'd.

1 decade ago
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Leires

Thankies, good sir. D:

1 decade ago
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Farseer

7,777 comments. Well done master, wbarton!

There is only one thing that is more epic. Lord Cthulhu insanity gift! Whahahahahaha!

1 decade ago
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wbarton

And now it's spoiled. It was a very nice coincidence, though.

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Fad

Indeed it was!

1 decade ago
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InJ3cTiOn

I like spam and trains!

1 decade ago
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Elrash

trains are nice but spam is way better, +1 for spam ;)

1 decade ago
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InJ3cTiOn

Indeed.

1 decade ago
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moyako1802

I bet 1/3 of those 40k threads are either "10 entries and no wins", "Someone scammed me", "Any1 wanna trade?" spam threads

1 decade ago
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Corinne

Reported.

1 decade ago
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InJ3cTiOn

You made my day, lol.

1 decade ago
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wbarton

Oh noes! D:

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Closed 1 decade ago by wbarton.