Okay so it's my birthday today and i'm finally 18 years old so I can legally do things and i can legally go to jail. I want to thank the SG community for all that it gave to me and I think i will never be able to give back all the things I won. I met some awesome people here too and that's really cool. I wanted to do a giveaway too but I don't have any money atm but I promise I will try to do my best to do it

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Well, happy birthday to you! Hope you enjoy your special day :D

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u ain't no jailbait anymore son

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If you think being over 18 is good, you're gonna have a bad time. You have to make sure the age of the girls you ba- ehem- date is over 18 or you'll go to jail. You have to deal with your own social security stuff and taxes if you start working. I miss being 17 and not caring about any of those.Especially the first one.Mostly the first one.God damn 16 y.olds looking like 24 and shit ...

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God damn 16 y.olds looking like 24 and shit

That's a solid defense though. He can say she looked older than him.

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Doesn't work.

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Polanski tried that explanation, US Justice system didn't cared.

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+1

(those who don't know Polish and can't be bothered to use google translate: "Real Gentelman doesn't ask for woman's age")

9 years ago
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Is it that important for you people that the girl is strictly over 18 when you are? Here no one gives a fuck and it's even common 16-17 y/o girls to date guys 20-22

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In most of Europe legal age is 15-16. In the US it's 18.

In any case, yes it matters. Children cannot give consent so having sex with a minor is considered rape.

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I know what it is considered. I just never heard here someone getting in trouble because he had sex with an underaged girl. I've seen even 14 y/o getting pregnant. Well it's different in each country for sure.

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If you don't mind me asking what country are you from? (It's okay if you don't want to answer.)

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Why would I have a problem :D
I am from Greece (you could have just check my Steam profile :D )

Let the debt jokes begin!

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I'm not a stalker! :P

Well, this is the kind of thing where actual law-application might be more lax than usual especially in more conservative countries(which is why I was asking), but I think it really depends on your country and is very much a real issue in the US. Don't quote me on that though, I don't live there.

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Yeah, I kinda know how it works in US (at least of what I hear and see on the Internet, sure you can't base your opinion on that but you can pretty much understand the basics). In Europe in general it is more lax the laws and the punishments. Whether it is good or not is a whole different story.

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In some states in the Us it is 18, but other states it's 16-17 with some provisions like if you're a few years apart in age.

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Even worst for gays, with twinks looking like their 16 when they are in their 20's...that's confusing af !

Fuck the gays litteraly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Happy Cake Day! :)

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Thanks =)

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Happy birthday! I'm pretty sure wherever you are you could go to jail even if you're not 18.-
Anyway don't do anything stupid, I hear the wlan in jail sux :D

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technically yes. common reasons: abuse of authority, being under legal age... stuff like that.

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Congrats, you can legally send nudes now!

Happy Birthday!

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Not necessarily. You can't send nudes to kids. So there's no fun in it anymore!

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Congrats, you're on the list now.

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"The list" What list? o.o

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Oh i was just making a joke that the gov't would add you to list since you said "you can't send nudes to kids. so there's no fun in it anymore!" implying you liked sending nudes to kids :P No i don't believe that you do that before you ask. Poor joke I guess.

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Oh.. haha.. ha.... Thank god you didn't catch that I really do send nudes to kids before I murder them! But I do it so discreetly, that nobody ever finds out! ha! Man that would be bad if you knew

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You used "K*" and "N**" words so many times in one post... You are probably on the same list now xD

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i thought that you were more on cat-o-philia .... but we have a pedobear!

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I'm into a lot ;)

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the gurl that whispered the poor baby kitties

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They asked for it... For being so cute and shit..

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Someone recorded you getting a victim boyfriend :O http://9gag.com/gag/a7bE2Vr

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Hehe :3

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Happy bitrhday Mactavish!!

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Happy Birthday ^-^ Don't go doing stupid shit and get sent to jail now :p

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Happy Birthday!

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the second one killed me xD

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Happy birthday!

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Happy Birthday!

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Happy birthday, now take off your clothes!

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Happy birthday suit? D:

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Sure... let's call it that.

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Happy barfday, welcome into +18 club, woop woop!

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Happy Birthday!

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Today is my birthday too, but I'm a lot older. 18 is a great age. Happy birthday to you.

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Happy late birthday to you as well! :)

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Happy Birthday!
Remember to always care this thing with you.

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Happy birthday! :)

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Every age comes with its pros and cons, but I hope being 18+ won't make you a con. :P Happy birthday to you!

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welcome to hell.

if you are gonna kill someone, remember to hide the bodies under the carpet or in the fridge.

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Happy birthday! :3

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Happy Birthday! ...and stay safe :P

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Happy birthday !

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while i was reading i thought that you were writting a farewell letter because you planned something that will bring you to jail, lol Happy birthday

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