I don't have too much steam friends. I can't sleep, I can't eat, I can't play because of it. I keep thinking on it, what did i do wrong. What should I do to get friends on steam. Maybe in real life. Should I get friends in real life? Nah, that's too much work. But search for steam friends also a lot of work, i have to click all the time. I can't do it. I don't have time for that, sometimes i have to play too.

Any suggestion? Should I make 300 fake steam profile, buy 20-20 games for it, do some badge, so they won't be obviously fake? Or don't skip the shower anymore, because i'm already stink like a 5 weeks dead body? Maybe this is the reason I don't have any steam friends? Did you ever smell a dead body? It isn't nice.
Seriously, do not smell a dead body, you will puke your belly out.

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Er... What?

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wat? If you want steam friends, just add people you like or ask them if they want to add you :o

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Bump for solved.

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I don't know if you expect an serious answer or if this is just a satire on the videogame community, which would be quite accurate and funny.

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Then the second one. ;o

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Bravo then. tips fedora

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Well yeah, with a rubber duckie. :)

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Thanks for Skyrim.

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Stuck on Q4.

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I used to be an arrow, but then Ive got a knee in the obama.

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+1 for smelling dead bodies. Here have a cookie

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Yeah that's one :P It was also in my Arkham City GA.

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"Bump for solved" and "Thanks for Skyrim" already taken so I will go with "Potatoes"

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Praise Gaben still available.

Huuuumm... not anymore, sorry :D

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If this is indeed a puzzle, it should be listed under the "Puzzles" category.

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I can be your friend, but please take a shower before adding me.

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I think that the answer is yes.
Or 42.
You decide!

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cant find GA

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you should add users with pretty girls on avatars and try to seduce them by telling what a nice guy you are and talking about your vast Pokemon cards collection.

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According to your Steam profile, you are a potato, so... yup.
Damn it, I just started buying the remaining cards for that badge, I WANT IT SO BAD RIGHT NOW
Edit: It's done.

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1-play dota
2-buy arcana
3-????????
4-"no space for new friends, please upgrade your steam level to get additional friend slots"

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Dear People of www.steamgifts.com/discussion!

Thank you for the great advice, I promise, I will do the best of me. I will try to play dota2, even if im a feeder in it, i will try to play cs:go, even if i cry, when the 10 years old kids shoot me, and start to tell me things about my mommy, i will try to add pretty girls, even if im too sexy, and im afraid, they will fall in love with me in 5 seconds, because of Heisenberg.

God bless you, god bless me!

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fake friends < no friends

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make pools

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