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Raiden.

I'm already in the group though so this joke is moot :(

It's called Yo-Yos for hobos

Yatterman!

i makes joke about whitney houston :D lol umm idk. Yo mama got one big titty and one little titty and they call the bitch Biggie Smalls

hmmm
"You just told me that there is no right or wrong. Is that statement right or wrong?"

"If everything is coming your way, then your in the wrong lane."

"If at first you dont succeed... skydiving isnt for you."

"If your not living life on the edge then your taking up way too much space."

"I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on e-bay."

"When theres a will, I want to be in it."

"I always arrive late to the office but i make up for it by leaving early."

"Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids."

"I'd kill for a Noble Peace Prize."

"I always lose my mind, but I find it again somehow."

"Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege."

"Some people are only alive because its illegal to kill them."

"On the keyboard of life, always keep a finger on the escape key."

"When women go wrong, men go right after."

"Sometimes dreams are the only way we see reality."

"Boys are like parking spaces. The good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped."

"98% of teenagers would die if Twilight said breathing wasn't cool."

"If you light a fire for a man it will keep him warm for the night but if you light a man on fire it will keep him warm for the rest of his life."

"When we were together you always said youd die for me. Not that we've broken up I think its time you kept your promise."

"A good friend will come and bail you outta jail, but a best friend will be siting with you in the cell."

"Never pick a fight with an ugly person; they've got nothing to lose."

If the truth is that there is no truth, then how can that be the truth?"

"Why do you press harder on the bottons of a remote when you know that the battery is dead?"

"Christmas... what other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?"

"Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?"

"Marraige invloves three rings. Engagment ring, wedding ring, and suffer ring."

"If all the world is a stage, where is the audiance sitting?"

There is going to be a new tv show with the kardashians planting flowers. It's called gardening with hoes.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

What happens in the group stays in the group

Aw shit. We sound like a secret club.
First rule of book club, don't talk about book club

If you ever watched the blue angles and you are pissed that not a single plane had a lightning contrail flying behind it… you might be a brony.

i want in

RIP Tina Turner

JUSTIN BEAVER!

Roses are gray.
Violets are gray.
Fuck, I'm colour blind.
Ba dum tss
Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Damn, I just ran out of jokes :(

But Russia is always funny

hah :D

ate an orange then it was k

I'm not well rounded on SG yet, but I'm well rounded IRL. Does that count? If it does, make it fast, cause I'm working on not being well rounded anymore. Next shape - THE PEAR!

"I accidentally created a giveaway."

i want a whore. :P

Houston, we have a problem

Yatterman

[edit] oh crap, I got ninja'd! :P Good job, ET3D! [/edit]

I would like to join since I'm a member of old S.Gifters group. And:

SOMETHING HILARIOUS!

it seems i need to do a copy paste for get an invite...

"HOW MUCH U KNOW THAD?"
"SRY IF I STURGEON LATER BRO."

Gold walked into a bar. The bartender shouted "Au, get out".

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Two men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would've seen it.

Two hydrogen atoms walked into a bar. One says "I've lost my electron". The other replies "Are you sure"? "Yes, I'm positive"
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk. And no legs? A raisin.

Seems to be an awful lot of bar jokes..