Damnit I don't have a good sense in humor

I WANT TO BE A GROUP.

Oh man, I've got something that's extremely hilarious. Ready for it? This is so hilarious.

Did you hear about the guy who had his left arm and left leg cut off? HE'S ALL RIGHT NOW. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Damn. Given the title I was hoping this would be more NSFW.

Um... What group are you talking about BTW!?

I don't get it but I found this hilarious.Especially since it depicts my playthrough of Amnesia quite well.
Goind to bed before I remember that game...

Something funny Eh?Ok
A pirate walks into a bar with a peg leg hook hand and an eye patch,the bar tender asks the pirate what Happend to him and the pirate explains:I lost my leg when a cannon ball hit me,I lost my hand in a pirate sword fight and how I lost my eye?I was sailing when I heard a noise and looked up but then a bird shat in my eye(shat=shot).The bar tender gets confused:You can't lose you eye by a bird shiting in your eye,then the pirate turns o the ber tender and says,It was my first day with the hook.

Something hilarious.

Whitney Houston to star in her new film. The Bodybag.

What does a snail say riding on the back of a tortoise?
Wheee!!!

Now here's a big stick to hit me with "____"

8 sluts open where?

SNUGGLE IN MY TRUCK, LETS GET CRUNK

Ah what the heck...
Click Here or Here

Doing nothing

A Buddhist phones the monastery and asks the monk “Can you come to do a blessing for my new house?”

The monk replies “Sorry, I’m busy.”

“What are you doing? Can I help?”

“I’m doing nothing”, replied the monk, “Doing nothing is a monk’s core business and you can’t help me with that.”

So the next day the Buddhist phones again, “Can you please come to my house for a blessing?”

“Sorry,” said the monk, “I’m busy.”

“What are you doing?”

“I’m doing nothing,” replied the monk.

“But that was what you were doing yesterday!”, said the Buddhist.

“Correct”, replied the monk, “I’m not finished yet!"

All the body parts are talking about who has the worst jobs. Hearts say he does, he works all the time no stop. Stomach says no me, he has to deal with all that digestion. Brain says no way I do, I'm working to keep all you guys in check. Penis finally says... I've got it the worst of all of you. My two best friends are nuts, my neighbor is an asshole and when I see my girlfriend I have to do pushup in a stinky cave until I throw up.

Stars with "F" and ends with "UCK"? FIRETRUCK!

Okay so, A man comes into a bar, wait, I mean a horse. So a man comes into a horse.

Just an old joke.

But i'm not funny ;_;

Cyndaquil uses flamethrower. It's super effective!
Slot faints.

1) whitney houston and michael jackson to collaborate in a duet: "bieber join us"
2) steam support works on weekends

LoL and oh, regardless of whether I get the invite, kudos to you guys for opening up the group.

Good luck everybody.

some funny quotes :-

Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else.

Indecision is the key to flexibility.

Why do we call them buildings when they're finished? Shouldn't they be called Builts?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

Don't steal. The government hates competition.

He who laughs last probably does not get the joke.

I am going to call my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they muck up I will just hit them all at once.

Putting the laughter back into manslaughter.

Something funny...Justin Bieber has a film

lolampaluza?