Must be read with a cheesy fake Italian accent
One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want to piss. She says go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna to piss onna my plate. She say you better not piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she calla me a sonna ma bitch.
Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tella me everyone wanna fock. I tella her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she calla me a sonna ma bitch.
So I go to my room inna hotel and there is no sheit onna my bed. I calla the manager and tella him I wanna sheit. He tella me to go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna sheit on my bed. He say you better not sheit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the man and he calla me a sonna ma bitch.
I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you." I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch. I gonna back to Italy.
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http://sinmostacho.tumblr.com/post/17495868378
this should do it
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I would post something funny but nobody likes my morbid sense of humor, thanks anyways.
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Just to be clear;
There is no requirement to make giveaways for the group and there never will be. We're not Greedy.
We don't require much to join other than just being a well known and well rounded member. I'll smack y0u if you harm sg in anyway
What happens in the group stays in the group except when it breaks certain rules on sg. You'll need some Noob lube in that case.
those 8 users who will get into the group will first get a giveaway for costume quest. After the giveaway you'll get an invite and hopefully not miss out on too many giveaways.
Easiest way into the group right now is to post something hilarious within the next few hours and of course you must NOT already be in the group.
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