The IndieGala Monday bundle is pretty good today...except Metal Planet I really have no desire for. Looks like an alright Unreal type shooter.

The object of this topic is to make me laugh, somehow. Tell a joke. A story. Picture. I don't know. I'm going to go clean up my house for a little bit -- when I return, my favorite comment wins this uhm.....wonderful prize, key. Sorry. So very sorry.

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I was going to reward you with something worse....but I see you already have Dead Bits :(

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A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively-charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, professor, what if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion; that's my wife!"

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Hmm you sir, I have to think of something to give you. Add me and pick between Subject 9, Miner Wars Arena, Dead Bits, or Garshap: The Monster Slayer. Unless someone else picks them, first come first serve there

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Ok we have a winner -- although I added the comment to the wrong one because I'm an idiot apparently.

Just add me and I'm sorry for the game.

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lol first puzzle win.
that link have been sitting in my bookmarks for soo long

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Here you are!

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Congratulations you are the winner of the clicky award due to the epic failure of everyone else in this thread :P

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Yeah being able to make it clicky deserves something

Cube & Star: An Arbitrary Love? If you want it, just add me I suppose

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Thanks :D I mostly wanted to post something funny so I'll pass! Maybe give it to someone that might play it :D Thanks and have fun :D

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Sounds good. Xiiram, you really want it?

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I accidentally put the winning comment under this one but that definitely is good. Add me and pick between Subject 9, Miner Wars Arena, Dead Bits, or Garshap: The Monster Slayer. Unless someone else picks them.

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Anything still left?

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monster slayer is the only one taken

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I'd like Miner Wars Arena then.

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If you do not laugh or even smile during some point in this video (has to be your first time watching) you are an alien :P https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xH0xorgUoI

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dammit....

Though I still prefer Rohan's....I do lose the challenge.

Subject 9, Miner Wars Arena, or Garshap: The Monster Slayer....or Dead Bits....I believe those are the only unused keys I'm sitting on....although I haven't combed all my accounts. Just add me and let me know which.

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Thank you, that is awesome! I would love Garshap please, i'll add you the now :)I am SeanG1996 on steam :)

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This vid is pretty funny at about 2:27

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Who is Magic Johnson?

Ok, same deal as the other four -- pick between Subject 9, Miner Wars Arena, Garshap: The Monster Slayer or Dead Bit and add me.

And that's the last winner.....other than Jbondguy....I have to figure out something else for him

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Ok....I'm going to have to think of another prize for this one. That's pretty good, pretty damn good, son.

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Not even taking part.

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So i am an indie developer. Working in a place on cheap food . My friend and i drink a lot, one time there was last beer, so we had event for the worst joke, one who wins gets the beer.
I DO NOT WANNA WIN THAT GAME , JUST WANNA TELL THE JOKE :D

Two friends walk on a beach. Somehow they saw a lady she looked liked something has happend. They run as fast as possible to her, it was wayy to late. She already was pale.
1- Looked around - Hey maybe, You know we can use somehow ?
So they went on her one by one. Some time layter already walking back
2- Damn they can find us by our DNA that we left inside her.
1- Worry not my friend i have a STRAW, we will suck it out.
So he sat and triend to suck it out, for 10 minutes he was fighting spitting the "filling out".
1- I am already tired, now its Your turn.
2- WITH THE SAME STRAW ?! THAT IS DISGUSTING !!

English is not my main language, so keep it calm.

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+1 and certainly worst joke :)

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TOO FUNNY
Just watch the entire thing it gets funnier every minute. but if you're lazy skip to 3:10 and keep watching. after the vid i had to wipe some tears from laughing so hard xD I promise you it's extremely funny. The comments confirm :)

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Inside Gaming and Node are the only gaming channels I watch anymore. Both leave me rolling.

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i prefer the other commercial with vytautas. Eastern european man school

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This? Nice one:D

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ya man :D

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MY MANTIS KICKS YOU ALL!

http://i.imgur.com/LtQv4aM.gif

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