Last week, I bought a brilliant, beautiful Katana Umbrella. It was the most amazing, awesome, fantastic thing in the world. For one day we shared our lives together in harmoney, as it protected me from the rain and looking uncool. But then, just as things were going well, fate turned its ugly head.

The next day, I picked it up, and it snapped in half.

:'(

So, I want to give it a proper send off. I've got some extra Humble Bundle keys, including "F.E.A.R. 2: Project Origin", "F.E.A.R. 3" and "Batman: Arkham City GOTY". If you want them, all you need to do is send me some kind of picture, video, song or message about how awesome my Katana Umbrella was.

Except if the winner already has one, winner takes all. You guys have until 12, which is about 1 hour away, and when I'm going to start preping to go to the art gallery.

GL all!

1 decade ago*

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There is a legend that a Katana umbrella actually go to haven. Im sorry for your lost. but dont get down, i know she will be always in ur heart, but dont lose hope!!! In this world there are still many umbrellas, and maybe one day ull be able to use another one, ( next time when it rains ofc ), even u will always think of that katana umbrella, know she is in good place now.

1 decade ago
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1 decade ago
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I thought you were about to go Rihanna on me.
After Googleing it, that is one awesome umbrella, may it rest in peace/pieces.

1 decade ago
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I am so very sorry. But maybe you should get this?

1 decade ago
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Hah, does that one pop open once you pull the trigger?

1 decade ago
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That would be nice. :)

1 decade ago
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I've had that same umbrella for about a year and a half now, sounds like you just got unlucky. Sorry about that. It is a damn cool umbrella. They also make a 'Tanto' size one that would probably be more convenient... but screw that, I wanna walk around with a scabbard over my shoulder

1 decade ago
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So sorry for your loss, R.I.P. katana umbrella. Here, have a small tribute to that beautiful

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a ballad in memory of your lost umbrella

It began on a stunning autum dawn:
I was the most awesome samari around,
He was the most slicin' sword umbrella.

He was my sword umbrella,
My slicin' sword umbrella,
My sword umbrella.

We used to laugh so well together,
Back then.
We wanted to fight together, around the world,
We wanted it all.

But one dawn, one stunning dawn,
We decided to fight too much.
Together we sliced many a ninja.
It was fun, so fun.

But from that moment the weather changed.
It grew so cold.

And then it happened:

Oh no! Oh no!

He got destroyed by a hail.
Alas, a hail!
My sword umbrella died by a hail.
It was sad, so sad.

The next day I thought my heart had broken,
I thought my love had burst into flames,
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)

But still, he is in my thoughts.
I think about how it all changed that dawn,
That stunning autum dawn.

My heart... ouch!
When I think of that slicin' sword umbrella,
That slicin' sword umbrella and me. :P

1 decade ago
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I've added you on Steam, and I'll be sending you links when I get home.

1 decade ago
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kk thx so much, I hope u have fun at the art gallery!

1 decade ago
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That sucks =\ I considered getting one of those too.. I think you just changed my mind. I've already got those games or I'd participate. Either way, R.I.P. Katana Umbrella :c

1 decade ago
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Well guys, I'm going to have to stop it now. Thank all of you for doing this, I feel a lot better! Our winner is Aquila, who wrote one AWESOME song! Thanks guys!

1 decade ago
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Closed 1 decade ago by McJobless.