So

I love you. Please have my babies.

i dont know you!

i think that you look like a pony

You're splendid!

You seem like a pleasant fellow.

Hichigo is best pony.

Pink pony

You are my love, i'm thinking about you every day, i want to live rest of my live with you and die with you.

I don't know you.

Just another guy on the internet

i think that you are a Spy

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Stay away from my property, strangers aren't well received.

Prepare the party cannon?

I like you. :)

dafuk

Take a guess!

ponie. have a bro-hoof from a cow.

You turn me on.

You're not in my type, I'm sorry.

I don't want to answer :c

i want to cover you in spices and eat you

evil pony stole our skyrimz!

Well, because of the way you treated me last night I have mixed feelings (mostly bad). First, you ask me to go to this hibachi grill (which I had an awesome time at and the food was excellent). After dinner, you charmingly asked me to come back to your place to watch a movie. I accepted the invitation (which I now regret). As soon I stepped in the door, your pet monkey attacked me, stole my car keys, and flushed them down the toilet (in hindsight, I think you trained him to do that so when a girl comes to your place they can't leave). As I waited for my friend to bring me my spare set of keys from my apartment, you told me about your past failed marriage engagements...all 8 of them. You explained to me how many types of dementia there were, reasons you broke up with your past fiances, and gave reasons as to why video games do not cause violent behavior in children. Needless to say when my friend came and dropped off my spare set I was dying to leave. I left wondering where that handsome man I had a lovely dinner date at the hibachi grill went...and where this creepy, monkey training man came from. PS- You owe me $100 for my flushed car keys.