I've seen so many posts asking how one can win on steamgifts so I decided to create a comprehensive list that will help you win big!

If you have ever wondered what it is like to be a big winner on this site, then wonder no more! With my exclusive guide to winning you will find yourself basking in the gifts in no time! Grow your library today! Size does matter!

Disclaimer: Wins are not guaranteed. Doing any steps more than 3 times a day may lead to cancer or possibly death. Size growth is dependent on the user. If you are unsatisfied with your results there are no refunds for the time you wasted reading and following this post. If you feel like you've wasted time seek medical attention immediately

Tips/Steps:

1: Rub a bald head
2: Pick a 4 leaf clover
3: Put an acorn in your pocket
4: Buy a horse shoe but make sure it is never turned upside down
5: Find a penny, pick it up
6: Don't step on the cracks on the sidewalk
7: Avoid broken glass
8: Avoid black cats
9: Be careful with salt
10: Take advantage of karma and do something good (What comes around, goes around)
11: Pray hard, or pray harder
12: Ask a Magic 8 Ball if you should enter or not
13: Do everything in 3's
14: Stay up all night to get lucky
15: Tattoo your dog or cat
16: Sing in the rain but very quietly
17: Get touched by an angel
18: Wear apple-bottom jeans
19: Love an inanimate object
20: Go skydiving, rocky mountain climbing, go 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fumanchu, love deeper, speak sweeter, and give forgiveness you've been denying.

For others out there that have been successful, share which tip helped you out the most!

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lel :S

8 years ago
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8 years ago
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Will tattooing my dog ON my cat have the same effect?

8 years ago
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It increases the potency!

8 years ago
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Sounds legit !

8 years ago
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For better results, tattoo a dog [with a cat with a dog]*infinity tattoo on your cat.

8 years ago
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Don't have any friends.

Keep your wishlist empty that way you've won all the games!

8 years ago
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"8: Avoid black cats"
"15: Tattoo your dog or cat"
What if my cat is black?

8 years ago
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If your cat is black you need to shave them or dye their hair. I hear bright orange is very becoming on a cat!

8 years ago
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Thanks for the quick response. Would read again. 5/5

8 years ago
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Do a white tattoo?

8 years ago
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Random story:
"13: Do everything in 3's"
When I was a kid I had this nervous thing about making things in 4s... then I started doing them in 44s... as soon as I started doing them in 44*4s I got so scared of myself I gave up entirely (luckily!). Sometimes I still feel the urge to, but I mostly ignore it. Besides, playing drums, I get to do things in 4 quite often anyway. :D

8 years ago
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I hear a foursome is the way to go!

8 years ago
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I recently stopped doing 2somes and have been exclusively in 1somes, so it will take some time for me to catch up.

8 years ago
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1some gives you some quality self time!

8 years ago
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Lol

8 years ago
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If a person is bald, can they rub their own head? :o

8 years ago
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Yes, this is 1 advantage of being bald. Although having others rub it feels so much better.

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21: scratch the left testicle.

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Be careful not to scratch raw

8 years ago
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. . .with the right hand.

8 years ago
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I tried none of them. I'm that gutsy.

8 years ago
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No. 101: join giveaway that has lowest entries, enter as many giveaway as possible.

8 years ago
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Step 1: cut a hole in the box.

8 years ago
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This is exciting!

8 years ago
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Up all night to get lucky huh? Me likey like!

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8 years ago
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The instructions weren’t clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan.

8 years ago
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I still don't understand why people insist on peeing on ceilings these days? ¯(°_o)/¯
Edit: Sorry, I was thinking of a very specific situation involving a ceiling fan that would require you to be on the ceiling as well.

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Peeing on the ceilings? What are you talking about? I was just trying to follow the instructions in the OP!

8 years ago
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Turn it to high to eject yourself!

8 years ago
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Avoid walking under a ladder!!

8 years ago
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There is that as well

8 years ago
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13: Do everything in 3's

I failed, for Gaben has affected me.

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"8: Avoid black cats"

I let my black cat cross my path all the time, and I only sometimes get tripped by her! I'd call that lucky :P

8 years ago
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Your cat is probably half black

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9: well that might explain a thing or two

8 years ago
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10 is probably the most applicable.
I don't have boots with the fur.
The fur.

8 years ago
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You only need boots with the fur if you want the whole club lookin

8 years ago
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Okay I do every single step you mentioned 3 times a day. Then I will win everything 100%.
Wait... I won't have any time left to browse Steamgifts. A dilemma!

8 years ago
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epyT sdrawkcaB, s'ti ton ylno gniyonna, ti yltsom sekat regnol!

( %001 erus ot pleh!)

8 years ago
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I rubbed a bald head. And unfortunately he was gay. :(

8 years ago
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you forgot keeping steam closed while the ga's end.... o.O

oh, and bumping threads... that increases odds a lot :)

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