We only pray to death by saying “Not Today”

Go home, you are drunk.

What do we say to death? Realistically: "oh fuck oh fuck oh shit shit shit oh fuck oh shit"

Not today. Also All men are made of water, do you know this? If you pierce them, the water leaks out and they die.

Is this the real life?

middle finger

Fancy a game of chess?

"So... what we say to Death?"

Take Sean Bean instead.

Valar Morghulis

For the night is dark, and full of terrors.

Downloading this album? Not today...

What do I say to Death?
Death: Your time is end
Me: No, I didn't play newest Monster Hunter game
Death: Your time is really end
Me: <Give beer> Drunk and you can come when... I don't know, don't come

Realistic:
Oh f-

Come at me bro.

If it looks anything like Death from Sandman...up for lunch?

NOT TODAY