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?

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Nothing, I'm an idiot and made two threads accidentally.

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AM,

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I once made two threads accidentally but then I took and arrow to the knee.

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"in the knee"
FTFY

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ME GUSTA

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I hate this thread already.

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I LOL'ed, and agree.

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SPOUT ALL THE MEME'S

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HERE THEY COME

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seems legit.

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The cake is a lie?

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Neighbours cat has kittens.
Neighbour want to keep them
2 weeks after the kittens birth neighbour gets laid off at work
i say i can take a kitten
go over to neighbours house to choose kitten
there all mewing and falling over each other
the runt of the litter is just sitting all alone
he looks up at me with this look in his eyes
I daawww and choose him
we have insta bond
kitten allways hangs around me
1 year later kitten -blam!- loves me
Sits on the end of my bed at night
sits on my lap infrount of tv
sits on my feet at computer
one day I get sick
kitten dosent leave my side for 3 days whilst im in bed
we are best friends
go out to work one day
come back
reverse into driveway
feel rear wheel go over something
hear a hurt mew
suddenly feel heart drop
cold chill goes down my spine
get out of the car
tears in my eyes
heart racing
ive run over my kitten
hes looking up at me with those eyes
burst into tears
his leg is broken, and there is a massive rip in his chest
drive him straight to vets
all i can hear is him mewing in pain in the back seat
drive 100 in a 50 zone
dont even give a -blam!-
get to vets
vet takes one look and says he dosent have a good chance of surviving
vet takes him in
i pace around the reception for one hour whilst they try to save him
vet comes out
has a sad sad look on his face
an unbelievable pang of guilt comes over me
I know he hasnt survived
I have to see him one last time
i run past the vet
run towards the surgery room
open the door
get on the floor
everybody walk the dinosaur

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^and that is the meaning of life.

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John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.

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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense.

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YEEEEES!

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A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.

she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"

he said "NO..""

da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.

boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.

she was ded.

he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)

xxx*...LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVRY TIME...*xxx

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beat ya to it.

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STUPID ASSO

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I say we go to this thread
get them all in here

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you complete me.

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D:

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I have a feeling that this thread should be closed. I've seen what you people are capable of doing to this place and it frightens me.

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Loko, you're the best

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Don't close it. I want to see how long this goes on for. I have the popcorn and I'm ready to hand it out.

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successful derail?

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Closed 13 years ago by Cult.