Also, this!
Get your google fired up and prepare to hate me for about 8 hours. Trust me, you will want to wait for the hints. I might add some later. In fact, I already gave you one. Here's another: I use skype a lot.

Hate me as much as you want: this is what this puzzle is for. But the giveaway might be worth it: remember, not everyone will make it. You have until the 15th. You may not give hints, answers, or share any links that may make anything easier for the people doing this.

Bring on the hate!

1st Edit: P1Q2 - don't put the "!" in. I messed up a bit.

2nd Edit: P1Q6 - add a z at the end. Hint is singular, answer is internet plural.

3rd Edit: (Request) - third part is about general physics trivia - only ONE bit is maths, and another astronomy, but they are both related to physics. I am not giving any more help for the third part than this.

4th Edit: As of this point, you are allowed to give hints for the first puzzle.

5th Edit: You don't need no ".jpg".

6th Edit: Two people entered, one said it wasn't as hard as he thought it would be. I've been giving too many hints. All those who are already on P3 should not refresh. Changing Q1 and Q3 up a bit... IF P3Q3 DOESN'T WORK, REFRESH AND TRY AGAIN!

7th Edit: Last difficulty edit on P3... no, really - I'm not THAT evil - it's still doable with a bit more patience and some more involved research. Think of it as a reasearch project or a self-teaching method. I might make it even more worth it if you make it to the end with something extra. Blame a random russian guy for the increased difficulty. He added me on steam and asked me for free games in russian, forcing me to use google translate to figure that out. I then increased the difficulty of the puzzle just a tiny bit, but added extra hints for the "new" Q1. Going to sleep now... might consider lowering the difficulty in 72 hours by, well, a lot. Depends how many more people will enter the giveaway.

8th Edit: Okay! 160+ people have tried the first one, and only 50 have managed to complete it. I thought the first one was extremely easy... well, here's a bit of help (I'll actually post the direct link for the second part in two-three days or so, but that will only give you about 24 hours to actually complete both the second and third puzzles).

  • All questions in part 1 except the last one are about software or application I expect the majority of people using steam gifts to actually use. These include search engines, instant messengers, reference websites and the obvious "boiling water" thingy.

  • The last question in part 1 involves a certain pokemon with a "z" at the end. I am not going to say any more than this, as it's extremely obvious by this point.

9th Edit: I hope you have bothered to read these edits, because here's a pretty huge hint. y = e^(ax) (Bcos3x + C) <- that's the answer without the variables. All you need are the variables, which should be incredibly easy to find, making the entire 3rd question redundant. Hope you can see why...

NOTE: If any of the puzzles has a higher number of players than the previous puzzle, or if the number of entries is higher than the number of solvers for the third puzzle at ANY given time I look at it (about twice a day), I will delete the giveaway and create a new one, with a much, MUCH more difficult puzzle associated to it. Please don't spoil it for everyone else. If the giveaway receives only one entry, the person who entered it wins it automatically.

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Got the first. Struggled on the rest <3

11 years ago
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Again, you WILL hate me :P

11 years ago
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I'm so lazy that I hate you already >:(

11 years ago
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i dont get it

11 years ago
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Where are you stuck? Might edit a few hints in P1 to help out the stuck people.

11 years ago
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im stuck at what to do with the link.

11 years ago
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It's too hard for you then :P

11 years ago
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Can I play, Daddy?

11 years ago
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there are other threads on this site that might halp you with this

11 years ago
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I got all of them but P2Q2

11 years ago
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Just added a new hint. Refresh.

11 years ago
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lies!

11 years ago
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Bring up the Steam Store and search for it there.

11 years ago
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I'm pretty sure I found it, but it rejects all my answers.

11 years ago
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Struggling with #4 ... :P

11 years ago
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Just added a new hint. Refresh.

11 years ago
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Oh. Duh. Of course. :)

11 years ago
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I love how THAT gave it away xD

11 years ago
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I liek Torchicz (from gen 3 :P)

11 years ago
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I was considering deleting your comment, but to hell with it. The first puzzle is only to get people into it.

I actually prefer torchics myself, followed closely by the charmander line, then a couple of other 1st gens. I think Mudkipz are quite low on my list, but I wanted to make sure people know how to use a combination of google and their brain before even attempting part 2.

11 years ago
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lol what? that comment was just my opinion, I didn't attempt the puzzle xD

I like mainly the water starters but mudkip is the one I dislike most lol

11 years ago
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I already hate you and I haven't even started. <3

11 years ago
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I hate myself for creating this ^_^

11 years ago
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I hate you so much, aperture science and GLaDOS are agreed with me !

11 years ago
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Is it possible to get to the third part right now?

11 years ago
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Sure, if you solve parts one and two!

I'll admit there were was a problem with the link about 20 minutes ago, but I fixed it. It should work fine.

11 years ago
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Im getting puzzle not found...

11 years ago
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Went through the link again and it worked perfectly... I have no idea what you are talking about.

11 years ago
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Think it just updated for me, got it now.

11 years ago
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Thanks to that, though I'm thinking of making the third part truly difficult... maybe calculations, definitions, or maybe even forcing you to create a C++ program to actually solve the puzzle.

11 years ago
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Can't get it as well D:

11 years ago
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Updated the result with an extra line that might help you. I didn't want to put it in, but who knows, you might be able to use it.

11 years ago
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You're too excited. No way the game is worth the effort.

11 years ago
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I did warn everyone that they are going to hate me. But it might be worth it in a couple of weeks... who knows...

11 years ago
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I hate pictures.

e: not as much as I hate the last part.

11 years ago
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:3
A friend of mine who was doing a test run said the same thing, but he managed to get in in 10 guesses. On the other hand, he got REALLY lucky with P3Q2.

11 years ago
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Gonna have to wait for hints, my head hurts.

11 years ago
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I solved everything except P3Q2. I am pretty sure I understand all the clues but all related answers are not working. I don't hate you though.

11 years ago
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hmm i don't get the Q5, the hint for me is even more confusing
"I like tea" is not the correct answer, I was shocked

and since it has even more parts, I give up :P

11 years ago
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Part 3 is killer.

11 years ago
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oh god, a east europe searche ngine or wtf is it in p1q2, like seriously im fron south american how the hell is one suppose to guess that,

/rant over. i hate you, and unless this game is far cry 3, battlefield 3, borderlands 2 or metro last light im pretty sure is not worth any effort

11 years ago
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Keep ranting, then.

11 years ago
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nvm the answer was so freaking easy i couldnt believe how stupid i was

but im still not willing to accept any prize lower than fortix

11 years ago
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I never could solve picture puzzles.

Edit: I don't think I'm even gonna try P3.

11 years ago
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haha, me too, but recently I had a random experience which pretty much showed me how to solve them.

11 years ago
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Show me the way, master °rz

11 years ago
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Oh god I'm not even getting through part1

11 years ago
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Bump for solved.

11 years ago
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Congratulations! I was not expecting anyone to finish it THAT fast!

11 years ago
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Hmmm :l P2Q3

I'm thinking of this one game series on Steam... but I guess I'm wrong since its not accepting any of the titles

Waits for hints D:

11 years ago
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Fine, small one... it's not a game, it'sa name.

11 years ago
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that took me a while because of the "Full title" thing...

11 years ago
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Same xD That was so damn silly

11 years ago
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o.0

11 years ago
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P1Q4 is where I'm stuck.. I have a feeling it's something so obvious that I'm overlooking

11 years ago
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Even with the hints? Hmm... try googling a lot of random things.

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I didn't even know there were any hints for Q4 >>"

Googling that line leads to stuff about pregnancy/birth control o.o

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Try googling a lot of random things and checking the top link. The answer you're looking for might be in the top 3 several times.

11 years ago
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I knew it'd be something obvious x.x

Stuck on P3

11 years ago
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Solved everything except P3Q2, though I'm pretty sure I know the answer. Waiting for more hints.

11 years ago
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You have to know the story behind the first 5 words to be able to instantly give the answer. The rest is, more or less, flavour text.

11 years ago
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Well, If it's the story I'm thinking of, only the first three words are really significant and it is related to some kind of... creature.

11 years ago
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Well, yes and no. The answer is in reference to what the story is supposed to criticize... that just gives it away if you know about it... you are close though.

11 years ago
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Got it, thanks!

11 years ago
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XD got it but by a really roundabout way

edit
�/ 2 down/3 down/4 down

11 years ago
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I'm having problems in P1Q2 I dunno where to start looking or what could it be D:

11 years ago
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1st Edit: P1Q2 - don't put the "!" in. I messed up a bit.

Hmm... it has a ! in it, but it shouldn't be included in your answer...

11 years ago
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Still dun get it ;_; am I that stupid? Is it some kind of food? or... place? or... X_X

OH GAWD! I got it! thanks! :D

11 years ago
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Stuck on P3Q2, P3Q4, and I think I'm on the right track for P3Q5 just have to know exactly what to enter

11 years ago
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P2Q2... typed anything i could think of and still nothing... and it seams sooo easy... dont get it... will try in the morning... no rush

11 years ago
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I don't hate you. I just went with the last option of the three after skimming over the questions.

11 years ago
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P3Q1, I know what I'm looking for, and I'm sure I got the answer, but it's not working ;_; what i am doing wrong? D:!

Also, thought I found P3Q2 answer but... du fack...

Too lazy atm for P3Q3

And still trying P3Q4

sigh will keep working~ winks for hints winks again

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