A Cat Is Fine Too

Pretty sure it already exists - Island for Wayward Kitties

For the Meows
For the Smothering

I've word-crafted a haiku for you.

It goes like this:
A cat is a cat,
unless it is not a cat.
Then it is a dog.

I would turn into a cat and rule them

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A paradise with cats, NO.
A paradise with you, YES.

Leave immediately. Not a fan of cats.

hate cats

I would probably end up sneezing to death since I'm allergic, but being a cat person, I would die happy. With a runny nose. But happy nonetheless.

Especially if there are Maine Coons, my favorite breed. So much floof. :3

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I don't know, but there's a paradise for bunnies

I would leave quickly, or die from allergies.

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nyan~

I would inject(myself) with cat hormone, and evolve into a cat neko.txt | grep cat_ears

Post pictures of the cats every minute and be internet famous (?)

Reestablish it as Hell for cats.

I'd be a cat

I would touch all of them.
Cats are nice to touch.
My cat is smooth so I assume all cats are smooth too