This is what happens when my life turns to hell and I get a little weird. I feel like giving away my whole life to other people because they're awesome! I think it's an important thing in life to remember you are as lowly, unimportant, fleeting and insignificant as every other human being alive.

So, without further ado, MORE GIVEAWAYS! WOOOOOO!

To The Moon
CV $25 + requirement of you not being a dick (read giveaway description). ENDED

Fortix
CV $50 (sorry, but there's an open one running in my other giveaway thread) ENDED

Sniper Elite: Nazi Zombie Army
CV $75 (again, being a bit of a CV git) ENDED

Sonic Generations
CV $29.95 (If you haven't given away at least that much...Seriously!? Couple of bundles?) ENDED

Sonic Generations: Casino Nights DLC
CV $29.95 (Finishes a day later than the Sonic Generations, so if you win that, be sure to enter because it's for you!) STILL GOING!

Bump this shit with Fortix Facts - They're basically Chuck Norris facts but with Fortix

EDIT

Forgot to mention, I bought a 4 pack of Starbound, so I have 3 to give away when the time comes here on Steamgifts (and yeah, I am only giving them away when Steam keys are given out so I can get Contrib, screw you I don't care, at least I didn't farm fucking Crazy Machines)

1 decade ago*

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Chuck Norris was the first to play Fortix!

1 decade ago
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He actually was. Before then he couldn't swing his leg. After playing Fortix he could roundhouse kick with such accuracy he could take the top off a blackhead and such power that if he did take the top off your blackhead he'd take your face with it.

1 decade ago
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I like your avatar. Love the game.

1 decade ago
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i think fortix is shit, there are a hundred better and free games

1 decade ago
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1 decade ago
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Every hour of Fortix makes you grow 1 more testicle.

1 decade ago
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:O Sniper Elite Zombies. $10 away from contributor :(

1 decade ago
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CREATE ALL THE GIVEAWAYS!!!!!! :D

Or just accept the fact that, unfortunately, I set an arbitrary value that excluded your level of giveawayness, despite the fact it's quite respectable and I appreciate you giving to the community.

1 decade ago
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Makes me want to give a game just to hit that $75 for that giveaway :D

1 decade ago
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Fact: Steam Sniper Elite: Nazi Zombie Army is cheap on GamersGate right now. If you want it that much, head there. :)

1 decade ago
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Meh I have too much games on my backlog. But I love when a game I want is in a giveaway :) Makes me want to enter it especially when it's forum exclusive + contributor/group.

1 decade ago
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Zombies and Fortix? This man sure can talk the pants off someone.

1 decade ago
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If I can do nothing else in this world, I can give the people what they want...

...and then tell them they can't have it because they haven't given away enough stuff.

1 decade ago
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Run the candy under their nose then eat the candy yourself because they already have a bag full. I like your style.

1 decade ago
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Exactly. I give my candy to either those who truly need it, or those who truly want it. :)

1 decade ago
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thanks for TTM :D

1 decade ago
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Don't thank me for To The Moon, thank Firebird Games.

Those guys deserve an infinite amount of support.

1 decade ago
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If you score above 20,000,000 in Fortix a worm hole will be created in space time that prevents the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

1 decade ago
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Oho, thank you for another giveaway explosion...

Hmm, don't have the creativity for a fortix fact, but it's actually a fun little game. Looks like the "impossible" achievement might actually be impossible for me, however. Will try again tomorrow, but it's not looking good... :(

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I thought the same with Fortix 2's impossible is nothing. No seriously, for that one you not only have to beat impossible, but get a perfect on every level and the last level makes Fortix's last level look like a walk in the park.

It's doable, but you are likely going to try many many times. The big thing is to grab all the power ups you can in a timely manner, be as patient as possible and try to capture Xitrof as quickly as you can, so you want to trap him on a side and capture. With impossible on the last level I went for the set of triggers by where you start and the ones like that on top to quickly eliminate a decent number. Then work your way down the screen on one side of the big fort (I usually went for the left). Take tiny little steps in capturing and try to move in those tiny little steps as quickly as you can. That then wipes out a bunch of turrets and triggers. Get the rest of the triggers and turrets on the other side, then go for the center and by then most of your turrets should be gone and it's just capturing. Eventually your patience will pay off and you'll get it. The hard part for me was being able to do it fast enough to not run out of time.

1 decade ago
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Well, it might not be Fez, but I am thankful for a chance at To The Moon.

1 decade ago
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I considered Fez, but it was between buying a few copies of those indie game suggested or a 4 pack of Starbound. Given I wanted Starbound, it won.

Sorry. :P

1 decade ago
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Oh, its fine. Your money after all.

Hopefully I can get some of my own soon. I need to do more giveaways and purchases.

1 decade ago
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You've done more than enough giveaways in the past to allow looking after yourself for a while.

I know altruism is addictive, but try to resist :P

1 decade ago
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But I got new people for my private groups, they need games as well.

1 decade ago
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Fact: Scientific models of social interaction show that mutual altruism and forgiveness are the most beneficial to everyone as a whole.

Edit: I should add, the below point is important. In organisms sans consciousness, selfishness is hugely important in survival. Owing to human consciousness, human selfishness is ridiculous. Is basically creates artificial competition where none need exist. Most human resources are currently tied up in a very small minority of very wealthy people who believe competition has some place in modern human society. All we need to do is slay those people and redistribute their wealth and we've got massive funds for helping alleviate world hunger, invest massively in distributing healthcare to the poor and provide food, shelter, clothing and a life to those without it.
If you want to tell me that's silly and idealistic I'm going to call you stupid, narrow minded and not nearly willing enough to kill only two billionaires to save the world.

Given that humanity has the consciousness to process and understand this, their reason for continued greed is basically because, individually, they can be fucking dickheads.

You are proof that altruism is the norm, and fucking dickheads should be ashamed of themselves.

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The problem is every time we do that new ones come.

1 decade ago
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Hate to get in to this but giving every person on the planet a million dollars (for example) would not create any more food. All it would do is cause rampant inflation.

Not saying that billionaires are a good thing, just saying that it's not that easy to solve these issues.

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You're right, it's much more complicated than that. But it doesn't excuse the fact that a massive amount of wealth is held by a very small minority of people and that a change of heart and perspective in those people could mean a massive investment in medicine and scientific and technological progress to help alleviate the problems going on in countries that truly need it.

Regardless of how the world is and whether it's complicated or not, selfishness is still entirely irrational.

1 decade ago
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Nothing I'm interested in, but thanks.

Chuck Norris developed Fortix as a brainwashing tool to make people vote for Romney. He decided to list it for a dollar on Steam so that the 47% (the target) could afford to buy it.

1 decade ago
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I lolled! :P

1 decade ago
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The price of Fortix scared the Boogeyman back into the closet.

1 decade ago
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THE BOOGEYMAN IS GAY!?

Maybe due to a repressed childhood he feels ashamed of it, and that's why he tries to scare people? To prove his masculinity. I say Steamgifts makes it their mission to let The Boogeyman know it's okay to be homosexual. That we won't judge or criticise his masculinity and that actually we'll quite respect it when he comes out of the closet.

1 decade ago
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Starbouuuuuuund.

...got no friends to play it with?

1 decade ago
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Erase the 'to play it with' and you got it.

1 decade ago
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:c but Starbound is meant to be played with friends.

1 decade ago
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Well I've got 3 spares, I can buy my friends.

Also, I am a loner by nature. Somehow exploring Stabound Space alone seems rather epic.

1 decade ago
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Kerbal Space Program seems epic. o.o

1 decade ago
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When the beta does come out, can I buy you to play with me? :c Name your price.

1 decade ago
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Thanks! And bumped for more entries. :D

1 decade ago
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Why would you do something like that unless you are an incredible nice and fair person!? :D

1 decade ago
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Pfft, kindness. Screw that, ammiright?

1 decade ago
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Thanks for the bump :P

1 decade ago
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<3

1 decade ago
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Nice.

1 decade ago
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Nice, To the Moon!

The Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day, but most of that was due to Fortix.

1 decade ago
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And that was only because Fortix bought The Grinch a copy of To the Moon and he ended up crying like the emotional creature he truly was!

1 decade ago
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Fortix is a horrible game.

1 decade ago
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Fortix is a horrible game like having a drunk/stoned/weird experience with your friends is a horrible idea. It may be true but no one cares and they all want the experience regardless! :P

1 decade ago
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Just owning Fortix adds one mile to your e-peen

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I couldn't care if I had an e-peen 1/1000th of a mm in length, so long as I was making other people happy! :D

...Which is lucky because I have an actual pe...

...No, no I won't go there.

1 decade ago
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Thank you for giving a chance to other people to grow theirs :P

1 decade ago
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If giving away 100 copies of Fortix would get 100 otherwise lonely virgin nerds laid with their footlong schlongs, I'd be giving away 100 copies right now! :P

1 decade ago
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Free stuff!

1 decade ago
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^And that is the stone cold fact!

1 decade ago
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1 decade ago
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Come on grab your friends!

1 decade ago
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The first one I grabbed told me I was being weird. Telling her that mercer88 and Finn told me to seems not to have had a remedying effect.

1 decade ago
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I think Finn would agree she needs to be stabbed/hugged/made to have fun *delete as appropriate

1 decade ago
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The hug worked! Thanks mercer88 and Finn! You guys should teach therapy.

1 decade ago
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We're just glad no one needed to be stabbed. :)

1 decade ago
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Real fact: fortix in Ukraine costs 2.99$.

1 decade ago
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Fortix GOTY .

1 decade ago
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omg it's SKYRIM!!!

1 decade ago
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Fortix eats coal and shits out diamonds!

1 decade ago
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thanks a lot for this big opportunity sir

1 decade ago
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One can never have too many Fortix.

1 decade ago
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nice,nice.

Fortix is fucking awesome.

1 decade ago
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Closed 1 decade ago by mercer88.