This is what happens when my life turns to hell and I get a little weird. I feel like giving away my whole life to other people because they're awesome! I think it's an important thing in life to remember you are as lowly, unimportant, fleeting and insignificant as every other human being alive.

So, without further ado, MORE GIVEAWAYS! WOOOOOO!

To The Moon
CV $25 + requirement of you not being a dick (read giveaway description). ENDED

Fortix
CV $50 (sorry, but there's an open one running in my other giveaway thread) ENDED

Sniper Elite: Nazi Zombie Army
CV $75 (again, being a bit of a CV git) ENDED

Sonic Generations
CV $29.95 (If you haven't given away at least that much...Seriously!? Couple of bundles?) ENDED

Sonic Generations: Casino Nights DLC
CV $29.95 (Finishes a day later than the Sonic Generations, so if you win that, be sure to enter because it's for you!) STILL GOING!

Bump this shit with Fortix Facts - They're basically Chuck Norris facts but with Fortix

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Forgot to mention, I bought a 4 pack of Starbound, so I have 3 to give away when the time comes here on Steamgifts (and yeah, I am only giving them away when Steam keys are given out so I can get Contrib, screw you I don't care, at least I didn't farm fucking Crazy Machines)

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Any opera singer can shatter glass, Fortix will shatter your heart.

(No, wait, that's To the Moon.)

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Thanks, you sir are amazing.

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I want To the Moon, so I don't think I'll bump this thread.

Oops, I just did! :(

If Fortix had existed during the Crimean War, it would have been the medicine of choice for Florence Nightengale.

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Bad Rats Fun Fact:

Bad Rats is extremely popular in the serial killer wing of most prisons. Scientists are currently investigating the correlation.

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Stupid drunk Mercer spending money he doesn't have on games for people he doesn't know and/or like... shakes head at self

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Drunk on alcohol or drunk on power?

Fortix can cause drunken symptoms in children under five if played for excessive periods of time.

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Sadly alcohol! :P Don't drink a lot (well, supposed to be at all!) anymore, so when I do I really let it hang out.

And it seems I did. My description on the Sonic giveaway cracks me up! One thing that is fun with me is I'm so coherent when I'm smashed, so you get all the fun of a drunk message with none of the illegible shame and confusion.

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Isn't shame and confusion the whole point of drinking?

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People do it for different experiences. Me, I quickly learned that shame and confusion often leads to regret...And I've got enough problems without adding to them with drunken sexting or finding a traffic cone superglued to my chest or something.

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Don't make me regret my intoxicated generosity. :)

Also, Fortix agrees that wearing trousers indoors is evil.

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Unlike most people are led to believe, Isaac Newton did not formulate his theory of gravitation by being hit on the head by a falling apple. It was a falling Fortix.

A physical copy of Fortix grands the owner divine power. Knows people to own a physical copy are Chuck Norris, Samuel L. Jackson, Gabe Newell and Simo Hรคyhรค.

When someone lifts a copy of Fortix, Fortix isn't lifted up- the person "lifting" it and the entire planet are pushed down! Nothing can derail Fortix from its trajectory around the Sun!

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Fortix can forcibly change your-- oh, it's over.

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lol! Yup, everything except the Casino Nights DLC (which I left open a bit so the winner of the Sonic giveaway had a chance to enter) All finished and awaiting winners...and you weren't one of them :P Sorry!

All your hard work bumping my threads paid off, you didn't win anything! :P

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Then everything is going according to plan... No, wait, my plan was to win To the Moon. Oops.

Speaking of which: Man plans, Fortix Laughs.

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