What is the most illegal thing to do that I can do legally?

Drive 5 MPH over the speed limit?

Kill a person.

Smoke marijuana in Colorado or Washington state, pot is still federally illegal.

1. Get Rich
2. Hire an Army of Lawyers
3. Do anything you want, the lawyers will make it sound all legal

Smoke weed in Amsterdam then sign up for a drug test and fail.

join the army and shoot foreign kids. american soldiers seem to get away with this all the time.

but whatever you do, don't use wget!

Dox someone ddos'ing you and shut off there power for the weekend.

Maybe this can give you some ideas...

Me in different states.

Eat 10 whole nutmegs and after 8 hours drink a bottle of cough medicine that has dextrometorphan in it. Then one hour after that go have a conversation with a police officer.

If it isn't illegal then it can only be legal.

So nothing.

I only like paradoxes when it's a game company.

Investment banking...

who are you the dea??

Be gay in russia?

Have sex with 15-year-olds?

Kinda legal here though...

politics

Say the Holocaust never happened?

How is it posibble to do something illegal when it's legal?

Steal some snacks and pay later(?)

everything, as long as you´re far enough out on a boat in the ocean, no laws apply to you, but watch out, the same goes for whoever is out there with you.

so that doesn´t really protect you if you piss anybody or any country off, like real bad.

Redistribute half your check to welfare sponges in the name of Socialism?

use morphine after having a car crash

piracy