Ghosts of Mars is one of my guilty pleasures. It's so fun!
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Climax and Holidays, both made me want to take my eyes out with a fork
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I'm pretty picky at what I watch, but have watched my fair share of utter trash as well. Let's ignore Russian trash movies, nobody here have heard of them anyway (hopefully). Some examples:
- Dark Phoenix
- Romeo & Juliet (2013)
- Queen of the Damned
- Max Payne
- Suicide Squad
- Captain America: The First Avenger (probably the worst of Marvel movies I've wasted my time on)
- Sucker Punch
- Highlander: Endgame
- Pearl Harbor
- Wild Wild West
- Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over
And many others, I'm afraid
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The really sad thing about most of these movies is that they were trying so damn hard. At least the movies in the OP are mostly trash and never pretended to be otherwise.
As a side note, the people responsible for Dark Phoenix and Queen of the Damned should be blacklisted forever from Hollywood.
Managing to waste the source material in such a spectacular way means you have no business making movies.
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I was just thinking about this awful movie before I saw your thread. It was Sahara with Matthew McConaughey. It should have been this entertaining action-packed desert adventure popcorn flick with guns and explosions but it was so mind-numbingly boring I couldn't finish the movie.
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I absolutely love bad movies. It's my thing to find awful movies. However, there's one called Seeing Double from 2003 that is legitimately so incredibly bad that it is hard to watch.
The plot on Wikipedia will just prove how insane it is. Also it's technically a musical because it's about a pop band and there are random times throughout the film where they sing their songs. It's awful.
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I'm kind of like that with games sometimes. It's fun to find a truly terrible game that nobody's ever heard about (and isn't an obvious asset flip or something like that).
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So bad it's funny: Zoombies
Worst of recent memory was Harbinger Down. Just overall weak in almost every single aspect.
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I "accidentally" watched this gem the other day, after it was recommended in the comments of another video. Feel free to waste 90 minutes of your life. You were warned, though.
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As one of my favorite heros when I was growing, I watched every spider man movies and series, even those 60's cartoons where they reused a ton of animation. They even used the same animation in 2 or 3 episodes, just changing the dialogue, because the company was obligated by contract to produce a certain number of episodes and went on bankrupcy before they finished.
Anyway, I actually liked this movie and the entire series. It was pretty clever the way they used the "special effects" with their budget.
One that was tough to watch was "Supaidaman" since I'm not a tokusatsu fan.
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I watch a lot of bad movies since i grew up on 60/70s schlock fest movies.
The worst is when people say how good it is and it turns out to be utter garbage.
Such as:
A Wrinkle in Time
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
Terminator: Dark Fate
Anything with Tom Cruise ... seriously why do people like this dip.
And then there's my W(hy)TF do people rave about this movie:
Get Out
Yep I said it. It's overrated. It's a racial spin of a 1950s crappy sifi movie. (No Spoilers)
If it was done by michael bay it would have been panned ... but it also would have had at least 45 minutes of explosions added to it.
Not saying it was a bad movie, just not the world's greatest film the press made it out to be.
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Surprised I haven't seen Son of the Mask on anyone's list yet. A family member rented it. Thankfully their taste in movies has improved in the years since. I can't possibly overstate how bad it is. It's so bad.
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well, it didn't feel right adding movies i couldn't be bothered to watch more than 15 min of
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Caligula, a long time ago. Crap with a lot of Oscar actors. Also Old Boy (US version) and anything done after that same remake pattern isn´t worth the time watching most of the time when I find the time thinking about stuff like that, that is I think.
edit:got me thinking now;
regarding Nic Cage, seems you ain´t seen nothing yet ; ) those were solid B-Movies. really, watching them with some pop-corn and a lager is fun & entertaining. try Jiu Jitsu or Mandy. hell Mandy, even Color Out of Space was better than Mandy but whatever, never, never ever watch Bangkok Dangerous - that one must have been right after they hit him with smtg like he owed the government backtaxes ever since he won an Oscar, or so.
Let´s end this with the last worst movie I didn´t see through - made it about 15 minutes in, it´s bad. I mean really bad, for everybody, I don´t believe it can even be discussed - there´s no point that bad. But you want it, I know it, there it is, Breach (2020) - Bruce Willis should rather have died than film this nonsense. Chuck Norris got upset by this movie. Rumor has it, it had him raise an eyebrow. You can all imagine what that meant for his immediate surroundings ...
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nothing happened in Jiu Jitsu, cage was a side character in his own movie. And Mandy was one of my favorite films of 2018.
Also at this point Cage has a list of thrillers exactly like Bangkok Dangerous. He probably wouldnt own a castle if he didnt.
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; ) I never said he doesn´t get paid for the dumps he takes ...
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just trying to be funny.
btw Bangkok dangerous is somewhat of a remake of another movie of the same name from 2000.
Not sure why anyone would remake a mediocre 8yo movie, i found that a crazy thing to do.
From my understading Bruce willis could already be dead and we just didnt knew it. Legend says he has a paid stunt man that does the vast majority of scenes. Kinda funny that you pay for Bruce willis to be in your movie and you get a guy that sort of looks like Bruce Willis.
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Holmes and watson, the 2018 comedy with will ferrel and john c reilly. There were only a couple of good jokes, and the joke where one of them starts graphically vomiting was just too much
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Usually, when I see really bad movies, it is because I didn't pick it, and for some reason I ended up watching it (like going in a really long trip on a bus or a movie with family).
I remember watching The Wailer (2006), an awful mexican horror movie; Boogeyman (2005), watched it as a kid, and even then I realized it was total crap; Mi amigo Alexis, which is a recent chilean movie; Bumblebee (I can't believe people says this is better than the usual Transformers), and the second Pacific Rim movie.
Between the ones I watched because I wanted to do it (whatever the reason was), I can name BLOOD-C The Last Dark, a sequel of a mediocre animated series; V/H/S: Viral, part of the V/H/S saga, which is mediocre as well; Hatchet II, a slasher movie the somehow is worse than the first one (which, at least, made me laugh a couple of times); The Human Centipede, which I watched expecting for some bizarre/gory stuff, but I just got some old man talking nonsense, and some useless police force who can't do anything against an unarmed old man.
I have seen a lot of other bad movies, particularly as a kid, but I can't remember most of them. And from the ones I have seen on the recent decade, these were the worst (there were some other really bad movies, but I think these should be the ones called "the worst").
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The Rocky Horror Picture Show
The only movie, I have ever left the theater before the end. :)
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Hey, please dont judge.
Have you ever watch Birdemic: Shock and Terror and The Room (Tommy Wiseau)
Please, dont say anything bad in these movies. But, say it WORST.
These movies i'd ever use to ruin my close friends day by playin 'em on my boarding house :D
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I would consider these some of the worst movies I have seen (in my opinion obviously). I'm sure there are plenty of others that belong on this list. They are in no specific order. A lot of the movies are here because I found them to be really boring or pointless, but some are just complete trash.
Boxing Helena (1993)
Mother Goose Rock 'n' Rhyme (1990)
High Strung (1992)
Open Windows (2014)
Gravity (2013)
The Nail Gun Massacre (1985)
Hard Candy (2005)
The Taking of Deborah Logan (2014)
Citizen Kane (1941)
Dreamcatcher (2003)
The Worst Witch (1986)
The Woman (2011)
Lucy in the Sky (2019)
Possession (1981)
Mandy (2018)
Martyrs (2008)
Teeth (2007)
Deadgirl (2008)
Bird Box (2018)
The Blue Bird (1940)
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
Knight of Cups (2015)
Upstream Color (2013)
Miracle on 34th Street (1994) (94 remake, love the original)
Belle de Jour (1967)
The Tin Drum (1979)
Get Hard (2015)
The Adjuster (1991)
Silent Running (1972)
Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom (1975)
Movie 43 (2013)
Generation Um... (2012)
Boyhood (2014)
The Seventh Seal (1957)
Annie Hall (1977)
The Purge (2013)
Mr. Nobody (2009)
The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009)
Trance (2013)
The Evil Dead (1981)
Blue Valentine (2010)
Don't Look Now (1973)
Gummo (1997)
Kids (1995)
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Yeah, I've seen a lot of movies over the years. The only ones I try to stay away from are musicals since I don't really enjoy them. Although I did enjoy Singin' In The Rain a lot.
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I think it's been around 15 years since I saw Hair. I don't remember that much about it, but I don't think I cared for it. Not just because it's a musical, but I don't think I enjoyed the rest of the movie that much. It clearly didn't leave an impression on me since I can't remember much about it, so I probably didn't find it that interesting. I would have to watch it again to really form an opinion and I have no plans to watch it again.
Mary Poppins is alright, but I find most of the singing parts dragged out and kind of boring. I think I have only seen it twice and I'm not that interested in watching it again. Maybe in another 10 or 15 years.
I have had The Sound Of Music on my list of movies to watch for as long as I can remember, but I haven't watched it yet. Probably because it's a musical and I have so many other movies I would rather watch.
I love Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory. I even enjoy the musical parts.
Off the top of my head, Willy Wonka and Singin' In The Rain are the only 2 musicals that I enjoy the musical parts. I'm not counting animated Disney movies. I wouldn't really consider them musicals, but they do have singing in a lot of them. I have seen almost every animated Disney movie and I enjoy them all.
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oh boy, Jennifer Lynch got all the weirdness from her father and none of the talent.
She had a movie about a kidnapped boy living with the guilt of witnessing the sadistic murders done by his foster parent. While failing miserably at assisting his father and meeting with his expectations of one day turning him into a version of himself, Aka a serial killer.
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I guess you are talking about Chained (2012). I haven't heard of that one before, but now I might have to add it my list of movies to watch. I like screwed up movies, but it's hard to find good ones. Often it seems like people rate these kind of movies high just because of the shock value and the movie ends up being boring or just dumb.
It's hard to know what is going to be good or bad though because people like movies for different reasons. I just watched The Woman (2011) and Excision (2012). They came out around a similar time, have a similar number of ratings, a similar score, and both with mixed reviews. I didn't like The Woman at all and I liked Excision a lot. I guess that's just how it is with these kind of controversial, love it or hate it movies. They are definitely not meant to please everyone.
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i get that, shock movies feel often unnecessary as if disgusting images somehow make a movie controversial.
i love Cannibal holocaust. Simply because the movie is a satire of media sensationalism. The fact that the director had to go to court to explain the actors where indeed alive. Only further cemented we equally disensitise an act of violence between fiction and real world news
the sad part is that the movie had this little indigenous tribe, but news are no longer desensitised over matters that are unrelatable to first world audience. They now show no restraint at all. We have seen killings in the news, a portuguese news channel passed the actual livestream of some US mass shooting the entire day.
They have also showed burned corpses from a portuguese fire live on tv
We have crossed beyond what the director of this movie ever imagined
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I saw Terminal on the list and got really mad at you for a second, but upon further research it's not the Tom Hanks one, so you are safe for now.
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Hahaha, I'd never dare considering anything with Tom Hanks the worst movie.
My trashy Terminal got a 3/10 despite Margot Robbie being as attractive as ever. So it's seriously bad. 😬
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Serbian film, don't even try to watch that shit, sick movie from sick people
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Ehhh I dunno, usually I drop shitty movies midway. I'd say Netflix's Annihilation was one of the worst from recent ones.
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I don't watch movies often so rarely stumble on horrible ones. Usually lowest I go is 4 or 5 for a movie.
But I wanted to mention one of my biggest letdowns. It was "Us".. It had such a huge promise, supposed to be that great new horror movie, went to see it in cinema.. turned out to be the run of the mill generic horror. Directing was great - I hope to see something good from Peele in the future, but this one was filled with generic lame jokes, one liners that made no sense, filled with stupid plot twists, dumb characters and attention grabbers that work only on nitwits who lose attention every 5 seconds.
But the worst was the whole premise of the movies story - the huge twist, the huge surprise that was supposed to be "woow" moment. It was so unlogical and made NO sense towards the plot. It was just there for the sake of having a plot (imagine if it wasn't in the movie at all - basically nothing changes, movie would have had the same plot..). Have to say this - it was worthy of a short movie that could have been posted on youtube, but not a hollywood blockbuster. I see that the rating has fallen, but at the beginning you couldn't even criticize the movie as you were labeled racist instantly. Acting was great - cast did a good job, but the story totally ruined it.
Honorable mentions of movies I don't want to see ever again - Escape Room and Happy Death Day 2U
I watch horror movies mostly and I suppose I stumble upon those generic ones that try to speak to wider audiance by dialing back on horror, using more jump scares, simplifying plot twists and trying to fill every scene with absolutely idiotic jokes just to grab attention of masses. I've noticed people tend to forget those movies that have deeper meaning and have plot twists you have to actually analyse. One of my friends actually asks me before watching movies "is this going to be one of those where I have to write down whats happening" .. So I suppose I understand the appeal of simple movies. But talking strictly about quality (which I get is highly personal) I think such movies are bad.
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I'm unsure between Wonder Woman 1984 and Star Wars: Ep 9.
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Those films by Disney weren't even Star Wars films. It was a trilogy about Rey, and everyone else repeating her name with far less screen time.
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I agree, and that's somewhat difficult to understand why they were so senseless and uninspired, as the spin offs made in these years (Rogue One and Solo) weren't that bad.
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Rogue One was significantly the best one that Disney put out. Perhaps they had less investor oversight looming over their heads and more original wiggle room to remain true to the dialogue regarding the Death Star from A New Hope. As for Solo... like most of M. Night Shyamalan's films - Solo 'wasn't good, but it wasn't bad' either. Disney's final trilogy to the "Skywalker" saga was just a mess all the way around. (The who?? What!? I thought the entire franchise was ultimately supposed to be all about Rey! /sarcasm)
It is yet another example of how great ideas turn south when big money dictates how it should go. Sadly, while The Last Jedi was up there with Solo, IMO; Johnson was the only one to follow George Lucas' original treatment for the final three films. JarJar Abrams apparently chose to remake the original trilogy, but put Rey at the forefront of everything... especially at the expense of all the other characters fighting the same damn battle, than do nothing with the open ended characters that had endless potential to create new plots. Hell, we were even deprived to learn more about the fabled Knights of Ren in the final film!
I don't know about you, but I personally would have loved to have seen a backstory as well for Captain Phasma and Maz Kanata, even Snoke. Something. Anything other than the crap fans waited decades to see, and instead got stiffed.
p.s. Thanx for tolerating my rant. Imma shaddup now. 😐
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Don't worry, it's always interesting to read well explained stuff from people who know what they're talking about, and are visibly passionate about the thing. I have to admit that my knowledge of the Star Wars universe is pretty limited to the movies, but I agree with mostly everything that you wrote. That trilogy was totally ruined by business and money, instead of trying to create something original with a reasonable plot, they just decided to do just some copy/paste with Rey in the front, and ignore everything else. I was really disappointed, I remember, when I understood that they wouldn't say anything about the backstory of Snooke and the Knights of Ren, words and names thrown in the story and then rapidly forgotten without any characterization at all.
And, I think, that's totally absurd, since the SW universe is so much larger than the 6 previous movies, there are so many characters, time periods and situations not yet portraited, that with some vision and courage they could work for a complete lifetime, creating movies and tv series to fill the holes. That's what they're also doing with the Mandalorian series, that is indeed interesting and enjoyable, as an example.
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Exactly! I am in appreciation that you get my meaning.
The galaxy far, far away is a huge space. Hopefully future franchise projects will be allowed to explore an endless source of creative stories to keep fans excited and generations interested for decades to come, and without having 'too many chiefs and not enough indians' hampering a good thing. (I think that's why I love playing SWTOR. I can create my toon's backstory while playing the game's storyline content.)
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Let's be hopeful, and we'll see what the future will bring! :D
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Being live action, The Mandalorian was way better than I expected since it follows life shortly after the demise of the 2nd Death Star. I am kinda hoping we'll learn more about Boba Fett in the 3rd season... and more intrigued if it'll spin off or morph into his own show.
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Well, they're in the making of The Book of Boba Fett, as it seems, so that's interesting. We'll see if that will be strictly linked to the Mandalorian story arc. :D
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Excellent! I felt the Bounty Hunter/Mandalorian class storyline in SWTOR to be rather lacking and hoped the show would delve into their history. However, I am curious if there is any connection between Shae Vizla (in SWTOR), and Paz Vizla/Vizsla and Pre Vizsla (from The Mandalorian). I mean, a lot can happen in 3,000 years! (Although I would love it if the devs put the Darksaber's color crystal into the game. 🤤)
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We'll see! And let's hope they will be able to keep coherence with the various storylines :D
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Hard to say at this point. It just feels to me that Disney is milking their investment for all it's worth, while ruining the legacy created by someone else... if that makes any sense. The reason for my skepticism with Disney is they took exclusive rights for Star Wars games development from Bioware after rebranding LucasArts into Lucasfilm Games and has been taking franchise-related projects to other developers.
Rumor has it that Knights of the Old Republic (sequel or remake... can't tell at this point) was in development. And likely not by Bioware (or Obsidian, who developed KOTOR2). If this is true, I find it rather upsetting only because no one knows the KOTOR/SWTOR universe better than Bioware. Disney's involvement could very well change its cannon, and not in a good way.
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Jurassic Planet, is by far the worst movie I ever seen.
The Ungulate too is not far from it.
So many bad movies these days xD
I may check your list from time to time cause I love to see really bad movies ;3
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I rated 1628 movies since 2016, these are the trashiest with a rating of 3 or lower. 🤬🤢😭
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