http://dailyhive.com/vancouver/criminal-code-canada-duel-laws
According to this random article someone linked me it is now legal to duel someone in Canada!
Now I can finally be proactive about my grievances and formally challenge people to settle all disputes heh.

Obligatory gib to appease the people who just came here for one (anti bot)

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...okay this stupid why did you even make this discussion.
Beautiful I can finally get back at that ARROGANT son of a- who pushed past me on the street
D-d-d-d-d-duel.
I'm just here for the obligatory gib.
Nice- You're shitpost annoys me and now I can take matters into my own hand and duel you.
*jumps into the scene duel wielding potato's* Eh gard m8ty

your gib link doesnt work.
EDIT: i am not a bot! beep

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ITS A BOT EVERYONE SIC EM!

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I sure hope people do not forget that the laws for (physical) assault still apply.

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so the legal def of a duel is

A duel is any combat with deadly weapons, fought between two or more persons,by previous agreement or upon a previous quarrel

making it seem like you wouldn't be charged with the aftermath of a duel...

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Canada sucks! Errr.... Ontario sucks! Wait a second...I'm Canadian, and I'm a fellow Ontarian.

Never mind, Carry on!

I challenge you to a du-el

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With you I have no quarrel good sir!

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That is good to hear, my good man!:)

I'd add you to my WL, but you're already there.;)

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A duel of compliments?

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OK, now I really want to watch Robin Hood: Men in Tights again...

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What about assisted suicide?

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Challenge the suicider to a duel and throw the match.

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:D

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Best part of that article:

See also
York Police are investigating a 'cane battle' between two elderly females

That's why I love Canada! Two old ladies fighting with their canes is news worthy!

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One of our TV channels has a news show that tries so hard to not get proper news that we had some legit wtf news:
Instead of her wife, he has beaten his sister
They were revived, still died afterall.
The stowaway gecco came from India
The burglar wanted to use the toilet
They have bathed the elephant
Helicopter was built out of sausages pic
They ordered beer with a chainsaw
Terrorowl attacked at people
They stole sausages with chainsaws (wtf is up with sausages, and chainsaws?)
He didn't notice that he had been stabbed
aaaand
The saved horses were saved.

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Oh, Canada.

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Finally!

This will be the new reality:

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Gotta love that part about "Fraudulently pretending to practise witchcraft", so if you can legit do witchcraft then there's nothing wrong XD

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well, I at least hope they'll tax them if they practice it, fraudulently or not! Related

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I imagine legislators might come across some pretty weird problems every now and then, the kind that makes one wonder "WTF am I supposed to do with this?"

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in what fashion? xD Middle Ages fencing duel or a Western revolver duel, or even a jousting duel? xD

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(Bump)

They're men. They're manly men. They're men in tights (tight tights!).

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Oh, I thought you said, "Abe Lincoln."

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No I said "Hey, Blinkin."
Gods I love this movie :)

"Ya lost your arms in the war!...Grew a nice pair've boobs though."

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Ahchoo?

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seems there was no terror to report about...^^

the law is removed but duels are still not legal there... outdated laws get removed all the time...

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Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

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yeah we never have terror to report about unless it's on our neighbors

Well yeah...we know that your just taking the fun out of this

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Oh sorry didn't see the fun behind it... o.O

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Sounds like Canada's got some repressed anger it needs to get out.

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To be fair we'd all have repressed anger if we had to live next to Trumptopia. lol

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I've played dishonored I know how this works! Don't try and fool me />_<

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Time to grab a banjo and come to Canada!

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Bump and thanks.

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Not sure if that's legit.
But if it is, awesome.

Now I don't have to worry about accidentally killing someone during training.
(never killed someone, but I did cut off someone's fingers by accident because the idiot didn't block properly)

....alas, I don't live in Canada.

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Great! Now I have to make more money to pay for my enemies' expenses of travel to Canada, just so I can duel them there? Dammit!

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I think pictures in your post would be funnier if you switched their order

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"You're shitpost"

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No you're the shitpost smh
Was waiting for someone to mention that...
...so far no one else has noticed it wew

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Wait so I can now challenge someone, but dueling itself is still illegal?

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So before if i dueled someone from Canada in TF2 that was illegal?

Also i assume you can duel but still not kill someone.

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