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My experience with the Great Glapos

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kijib

I must admit I didn't think much of Glapos first time I laid eyes on him; looked like a stiff breeze would blow him over. That was my first impression of the man.

I could see why some of the boys took him for snobby. He had a quiet way about him, a walk and a talk that just wasn't normal around here. He strolled, like a man in a park without a care or a worry in the world, like he had on an invisible coat that would shield him from this place. Yeah, I think it would be fair to say... I liked Glapos from the start.

And that's when I considered leaving.

There's a harsh truth to face. No way I'm gonna make it on the outside. All I do anymore is think of ways to break my parole, so maybe they'd send me back. Terrible thing, to live in fear. Glapos knew it. Knew it all too well. All I want is to be back where things make sense. Where I won't have to be afraid all the time. Only one thing stops me. A promise I made to Glapos.

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GLaPOS

I thought I meant something to you. However all you said I heard before. You lied to me! You Destroyed me. Good bye...

1 decade ago
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Hikikomori

I'll express it in haiku form.

  • Glapos loves to gift
  • His picture looks like Batman
  • He loves those muffins.
1 decade ago
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kijib

Sometimes it makes me sad, though... Glapos being gone. I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up DOES rejoice. But still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend.

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jerrygamer

Cupcakes >>>> Muffins :P

1 decade ago
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kijib

so?

1 decade ago
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ftrgazm
  • As read by Morgan Freeman
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kijib

lies!!!!!!!!!

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ftrgazm

I can't help but read it in his voice! That soothing baritone...

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kijib

Glapos also speaks in baritone

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ftrgazm

I demand to hear him narrate March of the Penguins!

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chaosquall

Now in binary. (Below is real you can check it for yourself )

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kijib

i wish i could read binary

1 decade ago
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jbaskin

i call rights to glapos the musical. and GLaPOS the game. and a GLaPOS shoe line. and GLaPOS underwear. goodness GLaPOS you make us all not only rich in points with your amazing giveaways you make me rich with licencing fees!

1 decade ago
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kijib

Glapos shoes?! I'll take 3 pairs!

1 decade ago
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GLaPOS

Let this post die!

1 decade ago
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Hikikomori

death by muffins.

1 decade ago
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Ginster

May the muffin goddess protect you .

1 decade ago
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GamerFail

So it would seem, my heart goes fallen unto woe...

Kijib my love, you betrayed me with Glapos once more...

My heart breaks even more than ever before...

Oh woe unto my broken heart is mine...

GlaPOS if unto I shall meet you onto the field of battle...

I shall salute you for taking thy heart away from thee...

And walk away a broken man...

Now this Fail has seen too much broken already by that Tezuz of SGS...

and by JOHOLZ who also broke thy heart of mine...

Now this Fail must go and rest until we meet again my friends.

Fail <3 you guys...

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Closed 1 decade ago by kijib.