Write your own adventure.

.... thief trying to steal a purse from a women and then I...

I helped him because I wanted to feel useful for once, then I proceeded to...

repeatedly slap the lady´s face to help her calm down, just like Sean Connery told me to
the police then arrived...

4 police officers walked up to us and started taking their clothes off. They were male strippers in police uniform. The lady got aroused...

Then I woke up.....it was all a dream, and I shout: FUCK YOU DORAEMON!!!! YOU PUT THAT FUCKING MUSHROOMS ON MY FOOD AGAIN, IM GONNA STAB YOU TO DEATH BITCH!!! so I searched for my pocket knife which I always hide in my shoes, but I realized I was nude.....

and tied to some kind of torture device in a creepy sex dungeon, the "police officers" stood around me and I realised...

It was not a dream at all, and I was about to be raped by sexy police officers, when suddenly..

a lightning stroke outside and an old rat jumped on one of those "policemnans" face, so I used that in my advantage and...

I tried to run, but then I realized that I was still tied to the torture device so my only option was to...

twerk my way out and...

After twerking so hard, I destroyed the device I was attached to and saw an opportunity to escape when...

Controlling my urge just when i was about to make a run for it, the police officer shot the rat and........

pointing the gun at me, asked me to keep twerking because...

The twerking was giving him magical powers, so I kept twerking until..

a dog came out of nowhere and killed the police officer

After the officer died I couldn't stop twerking, Miley Cyrus was all I could see in my minds eye, her sad little moves made me want to twerk harder and then...

I turned 360 degrees and walked away. Boarded Millenium Facon and started my journey to Narnia.

I arrive Narnia, kill the peasants and proclaim myself as King Bear.

Aslan/Liam Neeson/Jesus Christ appeared and bowed down before me as the proper Highlaird of Narnia. I immediately engaged my dwarven brethren in diggy diggy holes to find the kaibur crystal for my lightsaber. Ironman and Wolverine got into a brawl for money, but it was broken up by the arrival of the Daleks, who killed everyone except Captain Picard who got a few survivors out on the Battlestar Galactica.

I finally found the kaibur crystal for my lightsaber, but then the daleks destroyed it. I was so pissed that

I decided to tell his parents what he had done. They were