Write your own adventure.

Oh wait...I have diarrhea

(kids scream around the park)

Could death be any worse than this? I thought while pulling my hair in agony.

was it death itself?

was it Muriel?

diarrhea made me have hallucinations

i remember now

'Don't look into her eyes!' The donkey whispered.

I felt spikes growing through my body, or were those tentacles?

then I thought i will never drug with laxatives again, but it was too late...

But now...now I'm slowly dying

still I asked myself what is life? why are we here?

sometimes i wish i could be reincarnated as a man pigeon

I was almost done, but then I realized that I was out of toilet paper

I checked my pockets but the only thing I had was a 100 $ bill

but B. Frankling was also dead

ANd focused on my manga collection that was placed on the shelf above the sink.

it was sunday