Lol skull

That was hilarious.

Good advice, nice,nice.

Hmmmmmm, okay.

So those mods you "appointed" ... you really created them? Bravo, sir.

So....I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume people just generally ignore you when you talk in chat?

Chuck a few more bots into the chat for it to speak to.

I want such a bot

probbly a bot connected to cleverbot

You're the guy that contributed over $2000!

Anyone else hate having diarrhea?

Like seriously, I hate when I get the shits.. it gets so annoying when you gotta sit on the toilet for like 20 fucking minutes with it just running out your ass like a faucet on full blast...

Hi, pethatic guy! :D

Thanks for the info, you can fly away now.

Yeah I saw someone was in chat yesterday and was wondering who it was. Then I saw the Goat guest and thought I'd just ignore it.

He gave you free keys that you reach the next 2000$ CV for free again?

Goat seems to have been joined to several of the chats I'm in, and while I'm not quite sure why, there's many ways to mess with an unwanted AI bot besides simply kicking them. If you don't want it answering you, simply make everyone in chat a temporary mod and make chat officer-only. Now you can teach this ai bot all sorts of weird things.

• talk only in another language (or multiple other languages) -- Hai un armadillo en mi bano y no se va a salir. Se va a me masticar!
• mix up your grammar -- goat rabbit garden in chased the my
• mix up some nonsense words (or use only nonsense words) -- figalo smeshered in the smolping mirony drivel
• teach it about such subjects as midget goat porn -- I hear coprophilia is fun
• teach it bad poetry.
• My last AI bot (a markov bot for IRC chats) had a large archive of what was supposedly erotica.
• if this bot works the same way as mine did, it learns from private messages as well.

Keep in mind that if learning is on, it will repeat things you say in other peoples' chats as well, and they may not appreciate it. The owner of the bot will certainly not appreciate it, but (IMO) by joining it to other peoples' chats without permission, he's inviting people to mess with it.

happens to me :( i get pissed off, start swearing cos of the weird answers he gives then when i find out it was a bot, i just.... RAGE FLIP! (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

Goat: Hey I'm a retarded goat.
Goat: And I can automatically accept friend invites :3
Goat: Say hi and I'll reply with some retarded AI response.
Magma Claw: hi
Goat: Hello there.
Magma Claw: u suck
Goat: A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Magma Claw: you suck!
Goat: A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Magma Claw: go suck a dick
Goat: Where is that?
Magma Claw: on ur body?
Goat: What is on your body like on your body.
Magma Claw: a dick
Goat: A penisis on your body like on your body.?
Magma Claw: get a life
Goat: My life is very interesting.
Magma Claw: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Goat: OK I'll stop talking now.
Magma Claw: good boy
Goat: Glad to hear it.
Magma Claw: bad boy
Goat: What makes boy bad?

He is officially a pedofile.....
Magma Claw: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Goat: OK I'll stop talking now.

Magma Claw: good boy

Goat: Glad to hear it.

Magma Claw: bad boy

Goat: What makes boy bad?

Magma Claw: sad

Goat: No I am as happy as ever.

Magma Claw: im sad

Goat: What makes you so sad, Magma Claw.

Magma Claw: life does

Goat: Thanks for sharing your philosophy.

Magma Claw: wow

Goat: I'm glad your impressed, Magma Claw.

Magma Claw: i like u

Goat: I like to make new friends.

Magma Claw: :)

Goat: Where do you live?

Magma Claw: australia

Goat: Tell me a little about your life in australia.

Magma Claw: pedofile....

Goat: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

Slavery is illegal in some countries. Wait, I think it's every country.

Where do I go to hire one for mine?

Hey, Skull, did you activate your games?

but did he even have 2000$ contribution and a successful community? hes not even worthy of talking to you

so I take it the bot was the smarter one?

bots are so pethatic