Flash Whitelist Recruitment / Giveaway [5 mins left]

Mine!

EDIT: Thank you all for participating!!! Had a blast (:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxu3kZPlZx8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpP_BKPa5Oc

Have the game already, but "consider" watching this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C5nE4UqqLk

invite me please :D

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
Once a little heavy...
The other's a litlle lighter.

Sorry just read it for the first time a few minutes ago <_<

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough.

I know it with one young couple too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR_Yqn1D00w

that's for that game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKo17M21Xp8
Whats the difference between a prostitute with diarrhea and an epileptic oyster shucker?
The epileptic shucks between fits...
crude but I found it effective lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJemDM_vHIo

You know what they say: people in glass houses sink ships. Wait, did I get that wrong? I'll just make like a tree and get the fuck outta here.

goodl luck whitelist potatoes :)

I have the game but here is a fun funny anyway.

https://youtu.be/kHtYfz5mOvE

http://img.memecdn.com/brace-your-wallets---steam-summer-sale-will-most-likely-start-tomorrow_o_1821955.jpg

I already have it!

View attached image.

How about a little classic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAvhU-KM2Bs

http://tamezuando.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/demotivators_picdump_021.jpg
https://www.flickr.com/photos/14687859@N00/414795002

already have the game but you want something funny?
For you

https://media.giphy.com/media/xTiTnjfqer2UvG72qA/giphy.gif

sadly own it already, but here have a laugh (*・ω・)ﾉ

There were two twins, Ram and Shyam who lived in a
village by the sea.

Ram was the owner of an old dilapidated boat. It just
so happened that Shyam's wife died the same day Ram's
boat sank.

A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Ram and
mistaking him for Shyam said, "I'm sorry to hear about
your loss. You must feel terrible."

Ram, thinking she was talking about his boat said,
"Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a
rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was
all shriveled up and she smelled like an old dead
fish. She was always losing her water, she had a bad
crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front
too. Every time I used her, the hole got bigger and
she leaked like crazy.

I guess what finally finished her off was when I
rented her to these four guys looking for a good time.
I warned them she wasn't very good, but they wanted to
use her anyhow. The fools all tried to get in her at
once and she split right up the middle".

Not strangely, the old woman fainted..

There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile.
He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile.
He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse,
And they all lived together in a little crooked house.