Prerequisites:
Viagra
Razor blade
Cash loan for $50,000
Noose
Sturdy ceiling fan with remote
PC with modem, recorder, and timer script
Execution:
1) Strip naked
2) Take viagra
3) Scatter the money under the fan
4) Tie noose to fan blade and around neck
5) Slit wrists (down the road, not across the street)
6) Start fan and kick chair away, hanging self on spinning fan, bleeding on the money
7) PC timer ends, calling police with suicide recording.
Result:
Cops see that I died with a hard-on for blood money.
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Rather die in my sleep than something horrifying :/
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[like this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRV__I9tZ3c=
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after all my enemies....maybe with a big pile of them nearby or something?
actually no....I want to die choking a dragon to death.
"I found a dragon this is kick ass and everybody said they weren't real. gonna publish papers and win at biologist and everything. get an award, train it to wear a saddle, conquer some shitty destabilized african country or the middle east or something and....wait...wait what're you doing dragon...no stop it. get back. nooo. sonofabitch you ate me? well I'm taking you with me so suck my balls dragon. ha I killed a dragon that was pretty badass. .....urk."
edit- that or in the apocalypse.
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but really its my funeral I'd rather plan. everybody gets up to grieve and half way through the service(after priest says his thing, but before the burial) my arm pushes up the coffin lid with the help of servos hidden in my sleeve. then I rise up like dracula(with hidden pistons doing the lifting) and the strings with hooks in me preforming a marionette show detailing important events of my life up to that point before going back in the box to be buried.
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No thanks, I don't want to burn up in the atmosphere. It would be really quick though.
Or would you die of suffocation first? It would be tough to breathe lmao
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If you're wearing a space suit, you'll burn up before you suffocate I believe.
Also... not sure that it would be too quick; mind you it won't take hours, but how comfortable do you think it would be to feel your temperature slowly rise to one that can burn you to a crisp...?
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idk, but i dont want be oldman, couz its horrible
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Giving my life to save the earth from an apocalyptic event.
(not like Jesus, more like Batman if he actually did)
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immediately or in old age from complications it causes?
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I always wanted to witness a nuclear explosion and to see how the blast wave is going to me destroying everything in its path. That would be a scene worth dying for.
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It's just not the same, mate. Seeing as you city turns to dust right in front of you, and everyone you know is there, exploding to molecules... this experience is worth being torn to molecules right after you witness it.
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heres one, kinda crappy tho cause its so old http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_nLNcEbIC8&feature=player_embedded
also there were 5 guys who stood 18000 ft below a 2kilaton nuke who all but one lived into their 80s(2 still alive, one died at 63) i think they took some pictures. so you might not have to die for it even in person
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Nuclear tests are not the same.
I want to see nation's woe, want to see millions burn and metropolis crumble to dust. I want to see a wave of death coming rigth at me from a mushroom cloud - and then nothing.
That's how I want to move on from this world.
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serious question.
we're all gonna die someday, and at this moment you're closer to the day of your death than you've ever been.
how do you want to die?
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