How do you want to die?

Believe it or not, but i'd like to die in as much pain as possible.
Preferably by fire.
Not the smoke from the fire but the actual fire.
Don't know why, but that's just the way i'd like to die.

Heartattack, the second I discover the cure for mortality.

Shot in the head

A slow, painful one. One where you do horrible things to someone--pull out fingernails or cut off a finger--just enough to hurt like hell, but doesn't kill you instantly. One where you hang on for days in complete pain.

Punch fight with a shark.

ants.

Fighting for my country.

NOT helplessly lying on the floor not knowing what's going on or bedridden. Realistically - a self-inflicted grenade to the palatum. Unrealistically - together with the Loved One succumbing to wounds after a vicious battle, last-people-standing. Best option - to achieve immortality through technology; in case of boredom [not likely] - either of aforementioned or some really crazy shit. How do YOU...?

F**k Death :< I prefer to Live :>

equal for me... i dont think that it hurts much.
only if i would burning.. that could hurt

Epic leap out of the top floor on a high building (when im old), so my last seconds would be freaking epic

fast and without pain

Not going to lie, i want to die being hit by a bus while riding my unicycle at the age of 75. All this after buying condoms from a local pharmacy. I cant help but laugh at everyone who would be connected to this thinking "what the hell!?"

If I had to.. I would like to go both happy and smiling and without knowing it was coming.

Happy. :/

I ain't gonna die! i'm gonna be flash frozen until science can find a way to bring me back and make me younger :D

EDIT: or hanged. i heard that you orgasm before you choke to death :O

"serious question."

Well, that ruined every answer I had -.-.

In all seriousness, if I die because an anvil, piano, or safe fell from the sky, my life would be complete (in.. well.. every way possible I guess).

If I can't have that, eh, I'd settle with getting stabbed or something. No guns though. Or water. I do not want to drown. Set on fire.. sure. But no drowning.

Dying in a "regular" way just seems so boring. I want memories of my death to make people laugh, no matter how bad they feel about it afterwards.

Fucking :D

I choose death... BY POONTAH.

I dont care.

Sleeping, or killing myself with a shot in my head, so I would feel no pain, and nobody would kill me. I will never die for the enemy's weapon!

In my sleep, and have at my funeral play the Morrowind theme song.

At the age of 80 with a belly full of wine and a girls lips around my cock!

In battle so that Odin can see that i'm a honorable warrior.
So i will led by valkyries to Valhalla.