[Security] - Jigidi backdoor incident and our official discounts

Hello. Good evening and good morning to each of you as you take the time for this announcement and as we have been able to reach you with said announcement.

This is Grogglz.

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...as many of you know, I'm almost as big a fan of jigidis as I am a fan of not telling people what the games are in my GA puzzles. It saddens me to say that there appears to be a non-threatening security issue with the GAs I've been doing in tandem with the official Jigidi trains.

Also, shout out to DrTenma and Lugum-- awesome folks with amazing events.

While my own current jigidi event started out with a simple idea-- to share a single jigidi of a drawing I just did, 👼🏽 252 (Region! Lvl 3+, best for US/EU). The positivity from folks inspired me to share more. And more. After covering the most recent period of my life where I was drawing, I made an uber-mega-epic collage of all my doodles that follow this one idea from around when I dropped out of Art School at 20 y.o. or so, 🎁594, but it proved too hard for people. Weary souls wandering in after 6, 7, even nearly 9 hours of puzzles. My heart burned for the people.

I made an alternate version as a 'discount' to the GA, something more colorful and bold "😡😈🩵🤢520 -- That's... more than 12% off! ", really as a celebration. A celebration of the puzzler. Of that which is puzzled. Of the process of puzzling. A celebration. This is 100% an official discount.

The event continued to function very well - 252🎮🤠🏇🏻🎠. Sure, a customer service call here or there (there have literally been two so far), but our team was well on it. Puzzles were experienced. The people sang. When you walked by dogs, they'd just sort of, you know, asked if you had a treat or something. And they wouldn't bark. Ever. It was the craziest thing.

Every now and again, in those days, people would discuss video games on the giveaways. People discussed the puzzles, what was sublime about them, which aspects filled them with dread. Children just ran out in the open fields then, back before the storms.

Yesterday evening at approximately 9p US Eastern Time, we were informed of advertisements made that one of the several drawings from the 2014 puzzles was made the target of an attempt to circumvent the goodness of jigidi by making some monstrous mockery of the original piece.

On more than one giveaway, this horrendous graffiti was discovered. Not in sewers. Not found etched on benches under trees in a park off some street that you forgot about completely even though it is literally only three blocks away. No, good friends, these were found in key giveaways at the heart of the infrastructure of the current puzzle event. Families-- not just parents, but brothers and sisters too, cover the eyes of the children before I show you this horrid graffiti that was discovered.

¡¡¡Sale!!! 300🎮🩸🛹🐈 -10% off

Please. Rest assured. Our teams have been working in force, in tandem, and in frequent cases, off grabbing a bite to eat.

We have seen and have been thoroughly investigating this horrible tunnel, left by the person or conspiratory-inspired committee. And.. to...

...to even speak of it.

Ladies. Gentlemen. Good people everywhere. This dungeon, placed right at the core of our most sacred holiday giveaways, makes a mockery... and gory butchering of what many people really have.... you know, .... people have... really begun to discuss this... well, all of... I'm just. This monstrosity makes a sinful mockery of the work.

Our team has been working tirelessly, as I mentioned, and we will continue to, to ensure this horrible thing places no real security threat. We are, in fact, happy to report that the thing actually just appears to go on. We've done at least... two? puzzles and, let us tell you, this is a bit much.

We've assessed damages and this appears to have afflicted more than a dozen pieces that were being prepped for proper usage, as well as some real garbage that doesn't belong to GROGGLZ-Co. We repeat, some of these giveaways were not going to be included in any event from Grogglz. They are utter graffiti, and we will find and identify those responsible.

We thank you for your attention. We also wanted to inform you; our strategy has changed. We will now use others to help us understand this dungeon. We've only moments ago encountered one survivor at the purported exit of the dungeon.

We ask that each of you considers carefully. Are you the type of person, who enters this filth, this... abomination? Or, are you in love with your life? Do you want to remain with those you love, being fulfilled just knowing they are safe. Keeping this horridness away from those you love-- it means steering away from it always. GET THEE BEHIND ME!

For the rest of you, who don't want to be with your families, come right along! The filth and abomination starts right there at the silly fake discount link. Make sure you don't click the wrong one. See you inside the puzzle.

We also wanted to let you know that most puzzles, especially in the proper event, are level 3+. Sadly, it is reported that the dungeon's parasitic nature is so damaging that some of the very few level 2 GAs in the entire event were compromised. Doesn't matter-- all of this gets knocked down on Christmas Day!