Silent Farts Group

Farts? Burps are all the rage right now, man.

Yesterday I farted so hard it hurt

Win.

I can never blame it on others, I always make the face like that dog in "the guiltiest dog ever" video. In other words, everybody can read my pokerface.

Who doesn't do that?

I try to blame it on others, but I can't keep a straight face once people point fingers at me

Diarrhea and dystentry group anyone?

:o

wtf am i reading?

smells like sulfor?

well, I fart loud and i always take the responsibility , 'cause I'm proud of who I am and what i do.

just watch out for Fart Cops, the next Valve game according to some rumors

I'm an office crop duster.

Edit: Why is it so hard not to fart in lifts? I believe it's the pressure differences as you ascend/descend.

I used to drop my guts pretty much everyday in the car on the way to school, they were silent but my dad always knew and he would wind his window down all the way (even on rainy or really cold days) and I would ultimately suffer for it (I sat behind him in the car). Other than that I'm a pretty frequent SBD crop duster.

I tried to silently fart today n an elevator, instead I sharted. Everybody could see it.

Where is the hugs group?

Sorry, but I mostly fart loud, really loud.

"AliSama farts silent but deadly". <-- Remember this?

Silent farts are the stinkiest.

Wouldn't pass inspection, don't think so.

I farted while i was giving my Highschool speech. and it killed everyone

We're just few steps from the border with these kind of threads.

invaet me, i use to fart a lot

i farted on a lesson so we finished the lesson outside xD

when i fart silently in public and if it smells nasty... I say "hey who dafuq farted?" ;) :P

then once i said that too early...before the nasty smell....u guys can guess what happnd...