Saints Row: The Third

I would try to find someone that has one from all the bundles that it was in, try to get it for cheap that way.

Agree ^ You should be able to find it for $5 or under, without much difficulty,

http://isthereanydeal.com/

Currently lowest on deal on gamefly $7.49

Your girlfriend might get upset if she finds that you play as a naked woman.

And using dildo for beating up people on the street.