All these games are full of crap! [GA ended]

eh. I messed up the hints timer. Those'll appear closer to the end time of the GA than I wanted.

Q6 left. That is a shit of puzzle
EDIT: Solved!

Too bad this seems to be dead

I am so not looking forward to this...

Oh man when this puzzle/Giveaway is over you should tell me the answer to Q2 I'm curious what it could be.

Hmm, Q4 and 6 left. To the googlemobile!
edit : 6 left

Question 2 is the one giving me trouble.

Bump for Q2 left ... I think I'm waiting for hints ... or at least return later -- I think I should stop googling for poop while at work :D

Having shit of a trouble with Q2 and Q4.
Found an "interactive fiction game, where the main goal is to take a dump in a strict time limit", but for some reason it's the incorrect answer.

yay got question 3 :D

Bump for solved.

My google skills are failing me at Q2 :(

And for a bump, here's a Xevious clone called Toilet Kids.

Q2, WHY YOU DO DIS?!?!

What the poop, man? That is one shitty puzzle! The crap I put up with around here, I swear...

Seriously, though, thanks for the funny puzzle. Bumping until I can come back to the puzzle, but I'm stuck on Q2, and any hints would be greatly appreciated.

Until then, however, enjoy this list of games that I had (mostly) expected to find in your puzzle:

South Park: The Stick of Truth - You can have the character use the bathroom, and retrieve the poop from the toilet bowl to later throw at enemies in battle to gross them out. Abusing some fart-based power-ups can result in your characters pooping in their pants in the middle of battle. And then of course there's Mr. Hankey's whole family: talking poo, hunting for poo, poo marital issues, and poo-based one-hit-kill special attacks. Definitely surprised this was left out.

DeathSpank - On one specific mission you must go on a quest for poop. Not just any poop; you're searching for magic poop from demons. Using a special hammer all you have to do is beat the crap of out of demons ... literally. Demon poop is not to be confused with unicorn poop or dragon poop, both of which also play a role in the game. I'm not sure why they didn't just call it DeathPoop.

Ōkami - One of Amaterasu's special attacks is the "Brown Fury", which consists of her squatting down, pooping (a lot), followed shortly thereafter by the pile of poop exploding. Poop mines are definitely some shitty weapons.

Don't Starve - Manure can be collected from the leavings of various animals after feeding them and then used to fertilize the land and create farms. And the DLC Reign of Giants adds the craftable item "Bucket-o-Poop" to maximize your use of manure as a fertilizer. Not quite as toilet-humor as the rest of the games in the puzzle, but you do go around pick up animal poop with your bare hands, and never once are you able to wash your hands afterwards. Pretty shitty, if you ask me.

Earthbound - Eh, this is a stretch, but I thought I'd throw it in anyways, since one of the characters that joins your party - a pony-tailed martial artist - happens to be named Poo. Even less toilet-humor than Don't Starve, since there is no actual poo in the game (as far as I know), but the name still makes me giggle. Poo. Heh. Poo. Hehehehe...

Well that was enlightening... especially Q2. Kinda want to go play it haha.

Bump. :)

Also, just to add more crap to the thread:
This appeared in the Steam Store today.

Came out of Greenlight, went into Early Access, Unity Asset Store flip, and no way to actually buy it. So that covers everything that's wrong with Steam in one handy little package.
The trailer looks and sounds like crap - didn't expect anything less at this point.

But the reason to mention it here: It's a game about being a bird that poops on people.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have officially hit a new low.

Oh yeah, and hints for the quiz will appear in about 2 hours. Maybe then more people will get Q2 - I really didn't expect that one to be the most troublesome.

Less than a day left before the GA ends, time for one last bump.

Bonus trivia:
Ever played Borderlands 1 or 2 ? Ever got something cool from a Skag pile ? Congratulations, you've just learned how rewarding digging in animal droppings can be!

Bump for solved, hints helped me with #2 and #6. I'm really surprised I didn't think of the correct answer for #6 sooner.

Bump for solved :)

Bump for solved

What were Q2 and Q4 after all?