Français vs Русский

If you want to play DotA 2/CS:GO like a boss and drink vodka all day (believe me, it helps to learn dictionary) -> Russian.
If you want to act like a pu... ehm, woman, you will "GG" and "vote surrender" -> French.

I had Russian in high school and had French in college. Russian is similar to my own language (Serbian) but it has more grammatical rules you have to learn. French was too difficult for me, had waaay more problems because it's primarily spoken in one breath and you can't recognize what part of the sentence is subject, predicate, object. One really has to listen carefully to french. But french is more useful

Neither. Pick German.

Яussian

"vs" ? Français + Русский

Russian is more usefull + it's a second language in internet (Russian - 6%; French - 4%) - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Languages_used_on_the_Internet

Russian, definitely.

I had french classes back in school and hated it (sorry to all the french SG users)

Russian on the other hand ... it's a beautiful language and most importantly it makes you sexy. Just look at me.

I'm sexy as fuck.

it's unlikely to find some to speak to, but instead of Russian, pick Bulgarian as Cyrillic script is a Bulgarian script, language has no case like English and instead wasting time with grammar cases you can increase words count

Россия - величайшая страна в мире.
На русском языке разговаривают величайшие люди.
Русский язык должны знать все

russian language is harder to learn than french. Cause it's a syntetic language. It should be taken in cosideration.
Русский мой родной язык, если что.

I've tried both, and didn't like either, sorry. Most especially French, but most especially Russian!

я могу помочь тебе выучить русский, это будет сложно, но возможно

I think it is not just choosing the language, but also choosing the culture which you would learn, because language can not be separated from it.
I'd make my choice based on that, and not on some random people's majority vote =)
Both cultures are great, but one is directly opposite from another.

Baguette

Going with Russian since it is the second most common language on the interwebs. Never understood the whole "French being sexy" thing, though I am a Latino who lives in Canada so that might have something to do with it.

What das necromancy mean in french and russian?