I do not approve of this.

You only masturbate 4x a day?

Your parents home or something?

Just twice?

ITS OTAY IV ONLY HAD SEX WITH MY MOM AND I MASTURBATE 16 TIMES A DAY!

You shower AND brush your teeth? Sorry you aren't qualified. Doing either one of those makes you a little iffy.

This is a joke to [Friend] people, honestly have no clue what [Friend] is.

Get this man a tag and an invite, or at least just an invite

now processing application ......wait what 4x? how dare you keep a low count.

I hug a lot! what about that?

I'm not usre what you are applying for but sounds like you will succeed.

sounds normal to me! :3

I shower once a week, never brush my teeth, masturbate constantly, never stop singing and playing video games and I'm a virgin. Just kidding, I don't play when I'm asleep.

Average day? Hell yeah.

Well I'm a virgin, shower once a day, brush my teeth 4 times a day, sing in my head because I'm too poor for an Ipod or a decent cellphone and play only old and indie games because my pc can't handle the new ones D:

Thanks for the indepth information?

are you serious? :D

I shower once every other day, and tend to keep my private life private.

I play once a day, sing to myself twice a day, have sex 4 times a day, masturbate every hour and have had shower and brush my teeth twice in my life.

too much information...

Can a true friend hate cats?

Can we be more than friends?

vintage? O.o

if you masturbate 4 times in a day,dont waste the sperms bro,go donate them to sperm bank,make people happy

As a good [Friend] I give this a +1 probably, maybe, supposedly, I dunno, I'll think about it.

Ohhh 4 times a day omg... real mens do it at least 10 times... in the morning ºJº