The universe is LYING!!1

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TheWyrdfell

We're not in 2014, WE'RE IN 69!

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This isn't a fake editing, see for yourself! It should be the second most helpful review.

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Ultor

Illuminati!!!

10 years ago

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CommissarStrayed

We now understand what GABEN is working on! He is attempting to create a time portal to the past so he can let Valve conquer the computer market so the HERESY of EA, Microsoft and Ubisoft may be defeated, thus preventing a cataclysmic war between the powers in the future that exterminates mankind due to EA, Microsoft and Ubisoft launsching nuclear warheads to stop the launch of Half-Life 3!

While the enemies of steam still draw customers, there can be no peace!

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jbondguy007

Who knows what world war video games could cause in the future? Prepare yourselves! Ready the bunker! Reinforce the gate! INCOOOOOMIIIIIIIING!

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bloosh100

time portal..... Portal 3 confirmed?

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Alteria

Looks like Steam existed since 1969 huh.

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TheWyrdfell

GabeN was born in 62, so he created Steam at the age of 7 in his mind (very clever). He then replied to a mysterious thing as a developer, and left it encrypted in the code. It was left unsealed until this very day. I am the Prophet, I will bring Half-Life 3 to half-life, thus it will never be released.

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NastyFox

The Universe Is Crazy

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TheWyrdfell

Thanks for the link! It looks fun to watch! :)

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