during this train there was a secret giveaway. I dropped a few hints about it as time went on and promised to reveal the secret after the train had ended. so here it is... all of the links throughout the train have a hidden message at the end of the url. for example the link in this post goes to https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/TzdSB/read-in-vorlon-voice (referring to the "and so it begins" quote from Babylon 5) and one of the secret messages during the train is "psssst-wanna-know-a-secret-kBuao" with kBuao leading to a giveaway for Sacred 3

so it's that time again and I've got the giveaways prepped but who wants to ride an empty train? sure, there's some nice giveaways for the scenery but I'd be remiss in my self appointed duty to entertain and/or confuse (I suspect I succeed more often at the latter. occasionally even deliberately) if there wasn't something to liven up the descriptions. so... what'll it be?

edit: the train has now arrived at the station. please watch your step when boarding. you can fall over afterwards if you like
edit2: the additional carriages have now also arrived at the station. no need to watch your step this time though. it isn't doing anything interesting
edit3: some carriages were inexplicably locked. passengers may now enter these carriages and mock whoever was responsible
edit4: completing the most diabolically evil series of jigsaw puzzles imaginable by a twisted imagination now gives a hint to the secret giveaway. if you've already completed it you can just load it up again and go straight to the message

and so it begins

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how should I fill the descriptions this time?

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awful puns
stick men re-enacting Shakespearean tragedies badly
quotes from my writing
quotes from the works of writers people have actually heard of
the most diabolically evil series of jigsaw puzzles imaginable by a twisted imagination
all of the above
none of the above

Of course sticl men!

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Jigsaws. Lots of them. <evil grin>

Shakespearean tragedies would be good, too; maybe you could merge the two ideas together?

And don't forget to make the main thread a shitpost, it's of the utmost importance...

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puns all the way!!

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hmm, I think I should have added a "good puns" option too, would've been interesting to see if it got more or less votes than awful...
train will probably go live later tonight or tomorrow morning (UK time) anyway

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hype

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I suppose I should bump this now :P

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Bumpity. Any reward in the jigsaw?

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bragging rights!

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Bump and meow. Thanks!

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ysay

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Bump!

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You are a evil person ^^

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bump

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bump

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I was stuck between bad puns and terrible Shakespeare re-enactments. I voted Shakespeare, since it was getting less love than bad puns.

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bump for all jigsaw solved

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Them jigsaws are so sick I need an anti rabies shot now.

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Bump!

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Bump for 3rd solver of all jigsaws.

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Bump

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Bump ad ty :D

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bump :)

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bump

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bump!

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Those jigsaws...

Thanks...

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