free steam keys (with a game of mad libs) [Ended]

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Meridian: Age of Invention

no one is reading (or I'm crap at explaining) YOU HAVE TO FILL OUT THE MAD LIBS <3

I used to love doing these things, but I don't think I'll be participating. One thing I'd like to point out though, is that putting a country in the third blank wouldn't make sense. Nationality would make much more sense. Like... you wouldn't say "the Germany military", you'd say "the German military".

Meet our hero Saitama, a super-intelligent crime fighter. A
run-in with Anime Japan military leads him to create his alter-ego
One Punch Man, a yellow god-like giant capable of great
destruction. He sadly battles the military with his girlfriend
cactus. Eventually is is discovered that our hero's long-time
colleague Genos, distinguished by his metal, cold, dark eyes is trying
to turn himself into a weapon, leading to to a climactic (if pointless)
battle in downtown City Z with an evil version of the
same giant alter-ego called Several Punch Man. Eventually the enemy is
subdued by punching him with a fist. In the final reel,
stefg4815 appears to propose joining him in a Punch-Off.

Meet our hero Never, a super-intelligent Gonna. A
run-in with Give military leads him to create his alter-ego
You, a Up Never giant capable of great
destruction. He Gonna battles the military with his girlfriend
Let. Eventually is is discovered that our hero's long-time
colleague You, distinguished by his Down is trying
to turn Never into a weapon, leading to to a climactic (if pointless)
battle in downtown Gonna with an evil version of the
same giant alter-ego called Turn. Eventually the enemy is
subdued by Arounding him with a And Desert. In the final reel,
You appears to propose joining him in a RickRoll.

Meet our hero Hugh Lahup, a super-intelligent proofreader. A run-in with the Icelandic military leads him to create his alter-ego Fool Proof, a lilac miniature giant capable of great destruction. He fearlessly battles the military with his girlfriend Fran Srevice. Eventually it is discovered that our hero's long-time colleague Murphy Malorrie, distinguished by his pink eyebrows is trying to turn Fool Proof into a weapon, leading to a climatic (if pointless) battle in downtown Hell, Michigan with an evil version of the same giant alter-ego called Full Proof. Eventually the enemy is subdued by bribing him with a coffee. In the final reel, Clancy Brown appears to propose joining him in a ping-pong tournament

I have never done one of these before!!!

Meet our hero My Penis, a super intelligent penis. A run in with the Sexytown military leads him to create his alter-ego My Erection, a blue hard giant capable of great destruction. He sluttishly battles the military with his girlfriend Vagina. Eventually it is discovered that our hero's long-time colleague Condom, distinguished by his rubber face is trying to turn My Erection into a weapon, leading to a climatic (if pointless) battle in downtown Vegas with an evil version of the same giant alter-ego called Boooooooooobs. Eventually the enemy is subdued by decapitating him with an ejaculation. In the final reel, Shia LaBeouf appears to propose joining him in an orgy.

Btdubs, super competitive for those free games!!!!!

Bamf

Meet our hero Zorro, a super-intelligent Ornithologist.
A run-in with the Costa Rican military leads him to create his alter-ego Zorrp, a baby-blue, depressive giant capable of great destruction.
He accidentally battles the military with his girlfriend Zorra.
Eventually it is discovered that our hero's longtime colleague Abc, distinguished by his Hitler-beard is trying to turn Zoorp into a weapon, leading to a climactic battle in downtown Des Moines with an evil version of the same giant alter-ego called Zarathustra.
Eventually the enemy is subdued by mocking him with a dwarf (sorry, little person).
In the final reel, Morgan Freeman with Liam Neeson's voice appears to propose joining him in a Youtube-video.
(Inevitably getting a copyright strike in mere seconds)

Sorry, it's only mildly funny, and then only if you're on something. Maybe.
Could be more interesting the other way round next time. Putting some words out there and ppl have to make a short story out of those...

Meet our hero Undyne, a super intelligent fish. A run in with the Underground military leads her to create her alter ego Totally Not A Fish, a blue dumbass giant capable of great destruction. She loudly battles the military with her girfriend Alphys. Eventually it is discovered that our hero's long-time colleague Mettaton, distinguished by his ability to question everyone's sexual attraction is trying to turn Totally Not A Fish into a weapon, leading to a climactic (if pointless) battle in downtown space with an evil version of the same giant alter-ego called Another Edgy OC. Eventually the enemy is subdued by blowing them up with a spear. In the final reel, literally everyone in SG appear and propose joining them in idk what you ppl do, I just lurk here most of the time.

I never bolded text here before, so I'm not sure if it works or not. Also sorry for making it undertale themed.

Meet our hero Mario, a super intelligent plumber. A run in with the german military leads him to create his alter-ego Super Mario, a blue dungarees wearing giant capable of great destruction. He constantly battles the military with his girlfriend Princess Peach. Eventually it is discovered that our hero's long-time colleague Wario, distinguished by his big moustache is trying to turn Mario into a weapon, leading to a climatic (if pointless) battle in downtown New York with an evil version of the same giant alter-ego called Luigi. Eventually the enemy is subdued by shaving him with a razor. In the final reel, Robert Downey Junior appears to propose joining him in a fight to death.

Here is mine :D

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Meet our hero Smeagol, a super-intelligent sandwich depressurizer. A run-in with the Yugoslavian military leads him to create his alter ego BLT Man, a purple sticky giant capable of great destruction. He stupidly battles the military with his girlfriend Hoagie Lass. Eventually it is discovered that our hero's long-time colleague Meatball Mustang, distinguished by his scar, is trying to turn BLT Man into a weapon, leading to a climactic (if pointless) battle in downtown Detroit with an evil version of the same giant alter-ego called TLB Man. Eventually the enemy is subdued by beating him with a PB&J. In the final reel, Tom Cruise appears to propose joining him in a night on the town.

Meet our hero Doug, a super-intelligent tomatoe. A run-in with the Chinese military leads him to create his alter-ego Rufus, a rainbow beautiful giant capable of great destruction. He bravely battles the military with his girlfriend Zahara. Eventually it is discovered that our heros long-time colleague Hardick, distinguished by his two noses is trying to turn ice-tea into a weapon, leading to climatic (if pointless) battle in downtown Idiotvillewith an evil version of the same giant alter-ego called Donald Trump. Eventually the enemy is subdued by manipulating him with a big diick.(Can I say this here? Will I get banned? lol) In the final reel, Arnold Schwarzenegger appears to propose joining him in a tea party.

Sorry, I´ve never been creative, hope you still like it!

This looks fun D:

Meet our hero -Microsoft-, a super-intelligent -Tree Psychologist- . A
run-in with the -China- military leads him to create his alter-ego
-Carrot-, a -Blue- -glittering- giant capable of great
destruction. He -passionately- battles the military with his girlfriend
-Jelly-. Eventually is is discovered that our hero's long-time
colleague -Grammar-, distinguished by his -hardboiled nose- is trying
turn -His nose- into a weapon, leading to to a climactic (if pointless)
battle in downtown -Detroit- with an evil version of the
same giant alter-ego called -Not a Carrot-. Eventually the enemy is
subdued by -gelding- him with a -spoon-. In the final reel,
-Bruce Willis- appears to propose joining him in a -Die Hard sequel-.

Meet our hero [Sir Captain Hobbles], a super-intelligent [cow grower]. A run-in with the [Algerian] military leads him to create his alter-ego [Professor Doctor Squabbles], a [purple] [fat] giant capable of great destruction. He [silently] battles the military with his girlfriend [Empress Banana-Head]. Eventually it is discovered that our hero's long-time colleague [Richard Dick], distinguished by his [neon-green cock] is trying to turn [sack of dildos] into a weapon, leading to to a climactic (if pointless) battle in downtown [Tuba City, Arizona] with an evil version of the
same giant alter-ego called [Adolf Hiffler]. Eventually the enemy is subdued by [fucking] him with a [skeleton key]. In the final reel, [Al Pacino] appears to propose joining him in a [Scarface porno knock-off].

playing madlibs alone is no fun :(
sorry i cannot do that
but i like the idea. i actually bought a madlibs book on amazon just now and im planing to play it with some friends the next weekend.
thanks for the inspiration. have a great day :^)

Here we go! Each number coincides with the blank slots in order.

1. Salty Tears
2. Dream Farmer
3. Oompah-Loompahville
4. Salty Balls (the chocolate variety was made famous by Chef of South Park fame)
5. White, round
6. feebly
7. Princess Burps-A-Lot
8. Sir Sleepy-Head
9. Ginormous Nose
10. Salty Balls
11. Seattle
12. Little Miss Running Out Of Silly Names
13. Clubbing
14. Club (naturally)
15. Tom Cruise (wait...he was NEVER badass)
16. Sequel

So, how did you like it Stef?:)

Meet our hero, Bum el Fluff, a super intelligent garbage-man. A run-in with Somalian military, leads him to create his alter ego James Bombed, a ginger chubby giant capable of great destruction. He telepathically battles the military with his girlfriend Sheena Poodoll. Eventually it is discovered that our hero's long term collegue Hector Calavera, distinguished by his long moustache is trying to turn MiniMe into a weapon, leading to a climatic (if pointless) battle in downtown Los Angeles, with the same version of a second alter ego called gangster Mani Salvatoreh, Eventually the enemy is subdued by cooking him with a microwave. In the final reel Walter White appears to propose joining him in a kitchen.

hey everyone, I was going to check out everyones story today, but I have a long doctors visit and wont be able to get online after that either. I will either check them tonight or tomorrow during some free time. Thanks for the patience!

Meet our hero, Donald Trump, a super-intelligent amoeba. A run-in with the laputa military leads him to create his alter-ego, Biggus Dickus, an orange spray-tanned giant capable of great destruction. He fiscally battles the military with his girlfriend and daughter Ivanka. Eventually it is discovered that our hero's long term colleague, Bernie Sanders, distinguished by his toupee moustache is trying to turn Biggus Dickus into a weapon, leading to a climatic (if pointless) battle in downtown Moose Knob, with the same version of a second alter ego called gangster Hillary, Eventually the enemy is subdued by placating him with adulation. In the final reel Ted Cruz appears to propose joining him in a Vice Presidential Role.