If you were a class in an RPG, what class would you be?

Probably some kind of healer/support that hangs back and provides protection/heals. Or a mage of some kind that hangs back and dishes out some sick destructive spells. :P

thief..because i'm terrible at stealing people's hearts

Probably a paladin/monk hybrid of sorts. A paladin, because I'm a healer by nature, but I'll still swing a big sword at people screwing with my kids; and a monk, because I'm pretty durable (my cat once shoved me down a flight of stairs, and I didn't even get rug burn; she was furious), and can do just fine without equipment.

Warrior/Rogue so I could fight and also open chests, disarm traps etc.
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Ranger/Rogue focused on strength and dual wielding, light armor and also being able to open chests, disarm traps, survive in the wild and hide and move silently :)

i don't want my hands & clothes dirty and i can't shoot the bow.
but i can satisfy women and make warm air stink so i'll be a mage!
also you don't need a flashlight when you can't find your keys in the dark.

It seems that I'd be one of the few Warriors (dual wield, so berserker/fury/destroyer sort of), getting right into the fight, saving the as.. ahem life of the ones who don't dare to do it XD.

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Rogue Ranger Thief Assassin

Well in real life probably some kind of mage or archer. When playing rpg games I usually tend to favor Warrior/Tank class types as my main class.

Can i opt to be a farmer ?

i just want to raise my cows, sheep, chickens and plant corn all day

Some kind of a dark mage, preferably a Necromancer <3
Those were always my favourites.

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Psionicist of course, because.....yeah. Why would you not want to be able to travel through space, time, and other dimensions, and influence, control, dominate, or destroy everything around you with the power of your own mind?

Sorcerer/Alchemist in fantasy theme games and Engineer-like class in sci-fi. I love classes that are more focused on pursuit of knowledge and/or science D:

Monk rocks!

Since physical stats are low, magic is the path for me. So either a Wizard or a super annoying, nonmusicial Bard.

A pacifist one. High intellect, high charisma and so on. That would be my preferred class.
A more realistic character for me would be an NPC that spends all her time in some godforsaken inn, doesn't give any useful information and probably dies 5 minutes after hero's arrival.

Whatever is most badass using a bow.

I'm a bard because

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Drunkard. lol
that's pretty much as close to rl as possible. also I remember doing some silly "rpg-personality-test" on the internets aeons ago and that's more or less the result I got

Villager A 😅

I probably be one of those NPCs, most likely a trader who appears at the most unlikely places, maybe somewhere deep inside a dungeon or high up a mountain.
I would have some much needed healing or magic potions and sell them at ridiculous prices. The game developers made it impossible to steal from me or even kill me.

Necromancer.
Everybody think they have no heart at all, but it is not true, it is only that someone broke it!