You know who you are.

Edit: Due to the existence of coupons for 50% off any ransom, the cost has now increased to £15,000. Do not fail me again.

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Do you accept coal, or coupons?

13 years ago
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I have a -50% off all ransom payments coupon i got from the gift pile. You can have it if you want

13 years ago
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I forgot about those coupons! Damn you, Valve!

13 years ago
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You should be the one paying me to take them back, I'm sure.

13 years ago
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No problem, I'll send you all my bills.;-)

13 years ago
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Gives electricity bill, gets family back, awww yeah.

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+1

13 years ago
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troll troll.... spam.... spam.... (server overloaded tons of sh## topics)

13 years ago
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get get.... the fuck out...

13 years ago
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no fun allowed

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NO!

13 years ago
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No, fun allowed.

13 years ago
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Wait, that's not my family...

13 years ago
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try steamtrades.

13 years ago
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www.steamabduction.com

13 years ago
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Server not found? THE SERVER'S BEEN KIDNAPPED!

13 years ago
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If there's a 50% ransom coupon, shouldn't you increase it to £20,000 to get back your £10,000?

Or are you using Steam math, where £1 = $1?

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It's not wise to increase the price so much you risk pissing off your buyer. Then the cops get involved and it all just gets really messy. You need to do it slowly. Or at least hint that they should pay more if they don't want their family to arrive finger by finger.

13 years ago
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Will trade you Horsez and 10 coal.

13 years ago
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Can I pay you to keep them instead?

13 years ago
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You can, but the price would be increased. Housing, keeping them clothed and fed, treating them to dinner and a movie etc. You sure you want that?

13 years ago
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Can I get that package for my family minus the movies. I need to save some money.

13 years ago
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Make you a trade. No good movies, but plenty of bad ones? They're cheaper AND give psychological torment if you so wish.

13 years ago
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Nah, because they have pretty terrible taste. They may just enjoy the bad movies.

Just bread and water and keep them locked up somewhere, it's not THAT expensive.

13 years ago
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You'd be surprised how little I earn. It's hard enough kidnapping, then you actually have to bargain with the rest of the family, convince them not to go the cops and everything! I'm barely turning a profit, man!

13 years ago
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Are you okay with kidnapping them? They're not causing trouble now are they?

13 years ago
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he's farming families! ban!

13 years ago
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aw crap not just my family, you have my sword

13 years ago
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Sucker, the life insurance will make me rich.

13 years ago
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Life insurance only matters if they die. Let me just cyrogenically freeze them for ya. They'll live longer than you will! Or, at least, they will when someone figures out how to unfreeze them.

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I don't find this thread particularly funny.

13 years ago
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Truth [ ]

Doubt [ ]

Lie [X]

You're lying, Mr. Falcon, and I can prove it.

Chooses the picture from evidence

This is your family, and this picture proves it!

(I haven't been playing too much L.A. Noire <_<)

13 years ago
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You can keep 'em.

13 years ago
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[H] €10.000 [W] My family kidnapped

13 years ago
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Eww... Euros...? I don't believe in that currency. Still, I suppose it might be worth a fiver or two in real money. I'll do it.

13 years ago
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I crafted my seven coal, and now I have YOUR family...

13 years ago
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I crafted my seven coals and got the Starship Enterprise. Scotty, beam them up.

13 years ago
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I crafted my seven coals and got Aperture Science. I'm going to rename myself to Cave Johnson now and shoot down your Starship with my combustible lemons.

13 years ago
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eats them

You are fighting someone who eats whole lemon after whole lemon. You cannot hope to stop me.

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dont have a family. what do?

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I have a few hanging around in storage. You can have them if you want.

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Closed 13 years ago by thejadefalcon.