You should be the one paying me to take them back, I'm sure.
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Gives electricity bill, gets family back, awww yeah.
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If there's a 50% ransom coupon, shouldn't you increase it to £20,000 to get back your £10,000?
Or are you using Steam math, where £1 = $1?
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It's not wise to increase the price so much you risk pissing off your buyer. Then the cops get involved and it all just gets really messy. You need to do it slowly. Or at least hint that they should pay more if they don't want their family to arrive finger by finger.
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You can, but the price would be increased. Housing, keeping them clothed and fed, treating them to dinner and a movie etc. You sure you want that?
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Can I get that package for my family minus the movies. I need to save some money.
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Make you a trade. No good movies, but plenty of bad ones? They're cheaper AND give psychological torment if you so wish.
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Nah, because they have pretty terrible taste. They may just enjoy the bad movies.
Just bread and water and keep them locked up somewhere, it's not THAT expensive.
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You'd be surprised how little I earn. It's hard enough kidnapping, then you actually have to bargain with the rest of the family, convince them not to go the cops and everything! I'm barely turning a profit, man!
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Life insurance only matters if they die. Let me just cyrogenically freeze them for ya. They'll live longer than you will! Or, at least, they will when someone figures out how to unfreeze them.
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Truth [ ]
Doubt [ ]
Lie [X]
You're lying, Mr. Falcon, and I can prove it.
Chooses the picture from evidence
This is your family, and this picture proves it!
(I haven't been playing too much L.A. Noire <_<)
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Eww... Euros...? I don't believe in that currency. Still, I suppose it might be worth a fiver or two in real money. I'll do it.
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I crafted my seven coals and got the Starship Enterprise. Scotty, beam them up.
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eats them
You are fighting someone who eats whole lemon after whole lemon. You cannot hope to stop me.
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I have a few hanging around in storage. You can have them if you want.
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Edit: Due to the existence of coupons for 50% off any ransom, the cost has now increased to £15,000. Do not fail me again.
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